Edwar and Bella went to a fancy fancy resteraunt to eat. Edward had to make sure that he had no food in his teeth before he went to his date.

"Yup," Ed said. "I look good enough for Bella."

Edwards went to the resteraunt and sat at the table with Bella. Then suddenly, bella smelled something bad.

"Ew, what's that smell?!" Bella said.

Edward got embarrassed. He had just let out a quiet fart and he knew that Bella smelled it now. "Um...I don't know. Probably just the egg salad sandwich that the people are eating over at the table next to us." Ed lied.

"Oh, ew!" Sais balle.

Just then, Edwars got an eye booger in his eye.

"Edward, you have an eyebooger," Bella warned.

Edward was sooooooooooooooooooooembarrassed. He turned around and pretended that he just had to rub his eyes but really he had to get the eye booger out.

Just then, he farted again. this time it was lowd and Bella hurd it. "WHAT WAS THAT!?" Bella screamed.

"Um...um...!" Edwards ran away. He ran into the bathroom to let out his farts.

Then it stunk in there so edward hopped noone would come in. But someone did. They looked at Edward. Then he rolled his eyes. "You stunk up this bathroom." the guy said.