A/N: Um… evil PWP-bunny at 2:30 in the morning.
Disclaimer: I do not own: Gundam Wing, Saiyuki, Weiss Kreuz, Final Fantasy 8, Gravitation or Yugioh. Richer more important people do. I own Miss Reika because that is my pet name so is therefor me. Or rather a masochistic version of me. Oh and it's rated R 'cause of the theme for now. Most likely I will have to send people to my site to read parts. I am not sure how far FF. Net will let me go.
Scene descriptions
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{telepathy}
[thoughts]
Scene I:
We start out in a large room most likely in a basement or something like that. There is a large comfy lookin' chair at one with none other than Kaiba Seto. Next to him, or rather kinda in front of him seated on the floor is a cute lil' red-head. She is the only female in the room filled with these 'young men' (Nagi has turned 18, as well as the Gundam pilots, and the trio from FF8. All members are of age. I don't feel like figuring out their ages so deal with it). Anyway, she is wearing strategically places silk and a silver collar (I'm special I get a silver one ::receives glare from Master::) I am supposed to be describing the scene I know. Umm… sorry I get side tracked a lot.
Authoress(as herself): These Rules were sent out along with a description of a Dom/Sub party. The rules explain it fairly well so I shouldn't need to clarify.
Rules:
You will be randomly partnered up with another present at this 'gathering'. Masters will be decided before the game begins. Safe-words will be set prior to the game's beginning. Once the game begins Masters have run of their own rules. (They still have to follow these rules) Don't be stupid and let things get out of hand due to pride. (AKA not using safe-word when things get to far) Slaves must obey their Masters. (Just don't forget your safe-word) Once safe-word is spoken Master must stop until slave is OK to continue. No Gags. (Bondage is OK, just try not to tie to tight-it can leave nasty marks-yes I know that from expierence) Slaves must regard other Masters as Sir. (How they interact with other slaves is up to the Master) Remember this is supposed to be good for both Master and slave. Have fun.Attendees:
Duo Wufei Quatre Trowa Hakkai Goku Sanzo Goyjo Ran Yohji Omi Nagi Schuldig Farfarello Crawford Squall Seifer Irvine Shuichi Eiri Tohma K Hiro FujisakeMiss Reika: Umm… alright then. I sent all of you a description of the kind of party I was throwing, and it looks like most of you have showed up.
Heero: Why was I not invited?
Miss Reika: Because I believe you are wholly asexual; and I don't like you. Is that a good enough reason?
Heero: ::shocked:: You are not usually such a bitch.
Miss Reika: You are interrupting my-
Kaiba: ::growls::
Miss Reika: Yeah, umm I mean our fun. Go home.
Heero: ::walks out door cursing loudly::
Miss Reika: Back to where I was, umm…
Kaiba: Explain the pairing.
Miss Reika: Oh yeah. Ok so I have twelve of these colored card-thingies. I will tear each of them in half and put them in the baggy here. ::tears cards and puts the halves in the bag and shakes it:: You were given a set of the rules in your invitations so you know that whomever your half of the card matches with is your partner- no swapping cards I mean it.
Omi: How do we determine who is Master?
Miss Reika: Well you have to decide that. If there is any major argument flip a damn coin.
Crawford: ::glares at Seifer::
Miss Reika: ::notices glare ignores it for now::
Kaiba: Any problems?
Miss Reika: ::startles, hearing her Master's voice from behind her::
All: No.
Miss Reika: :: passes around the baggy:: I will let y'all-
Kaiba: :: smacks his slave's ass::
Miss Reika: :: rubs ass:: I mean I will let all of you get yourselves together. ::sits on floor before her Master's chair::
A/N: Thought this was a good place to end it.
Authoress(to Marika): You want to come to the party? Happy belated B-day.
Authoress' Husband: ::shouts:: Go to bed!!!
Authoress: Um this is gonna be fairly funny with a side of lemon. I must sleep.
