Im currently re-editing this thank you.

(a zombie pops up, you don't own "kingdom hearts..")

That i do not: (L.D.C ) but on to the story! r&r

Chapter one: Sugars and Shopping… with an idiot.

Demyx rose up behind Vexen, a look of worry on his face. "Vexen." Vexen ignored Demyx and continued to work on his potion.

"Vexen," Demyx groaned. "VEXEN!"

"What? " the old man turned and glared at him.

"I don't fell so hot…"

"Then go have Axel light you a fire"

"No! I meant that I don't feel good…"

"And what do you want me to--?" Vexen asked a Demyx's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he passed out. Vexen scoffed at Demyx. "Come on! I don't have the time or the room to give you." Vexen kicked Demyx, he didn't twitch.

Just then Axel came in. "Hela Vexen! What would you like for dinner today?"

"I would like to have some rare meat.'" Vexen said drooling.

"Man, I'm telling you, that's not good for you."

"Say can you take this out to the compactor for me? I'll be back in a few minutes." Vexen said taking off.

Axel came around the counter and tripped on Demyx. "Demyx?"

Demyx woke in a hospital bed. "Wha--? Where am I?"

"You are in the Radiant Garden Community Hospital" a petite girl with long green hair and in a nurses uniform smiled at him as she came in. "It's alright to come in, your friends awake now."

Axel poked his head in. "Hey Demyx." He smiled at him.

"Axel! So help me you'd better not be the reason I'm here or I'll kill you!" Demyx growled at Axel.

"I didn't do it, I swear!" Axel held up his hands in his defense.

The nurse laughed, "Oh no sir this is the man who saved your life."

"What?! Him?" Demyx pointed at him.

"Yes if it wasn't for this uhhh sweet –hot-" she coughed, "man you would be in a coma."

"Huh?"

"To put it gently, you Demyx are a diabetic."

"A die-a-whatta?"

"Diabetic. It occurs when a certain type of cell in the body, called insulin, is malformed or not working properly and sugar is not absorbed by the regular cells in …" she continued on, Demyx had already started to tune her out and began thinking about the crap load of sweets that he had sent Xigbar for earlier in the day.

"Do you understand?" she smiled at him. "I'm sorry to say this but you'll have to be on a restricted diet. At until you can better manage and regulate you blood sugars."

"What?" Demyx started to pay attention.

"No sweets. No candy. No sugared pop. No cakes, ice cream, cookies, candy, or anything that you can think of that sweet." The nurse smiled at him.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Demyx began to scream.

"Here's your bill. Have a nice day." She smiled wickedly and turned to Axel. "How about a little sugar right here on my cheek?" she asked Axel. He smiled and laughed. "Sorry. But I'm not in the mood." Axel said as he began thinking about a way to keep Demyx away from sugar…. when he finally looked at the bill. "Holy…. all this for just two hours? Xenmas is going to kill me…" he groaned as Demyx continued to scream

Meanwhile… at the grocery store…

"This, this and this." Xigbar said as he tossed the candy into the cart. He next began piling bags of chips into the cart.

"Xigbar, you've only put junk food into the cart. We do have to get some real food. As well." Zexion chided him.

"Oh I got you." Xigbar said as he turned down the frozen food isle. He pulled out the largest bag of French cries he could find.

"No Xigbar, French fries aren't real food."

"They are in my book." Xigbar grumbled as he put hem back. He pulled out another bag. "What about pizza rolls?"

"Xigbar!" Zexion groaned. "No! I mean fruit, veggies, bread, meat!"

Xigbar held up a supreme pizza.

Zexion grabbed one of Xigbar's laser gun "If you want this back you are going to meet my demands. First you are going to buy real food. And second you are going to stop acting like an idiot. Understand?"

"Yes and no?"

"Good enough now come on." Zexion said steering the cart and Xigbar to the produce section.

"What are we going to do?" Axel moaned as he tossed about a fireball.

"There is no way that we are going to get Xenmas to pay for this…"

Demyx groaned and rubbed his sore arm. "Just how much is that bill?"

Axel turned to Demyx with a sigh. "Dem, you don't want to know how much it is."

Back at the store…

"That will be 48,932 munny please." The cashier said with a smile. Something caught Xigbar's eye. "Oh!" he said and pointed behind the cashier. "I want one of those too!" he pointed to the star scolls.

The cashier squeaked and slowly handed him the star scroll. "please… don't hurt me." She began to cry.

"Huh?" he looked at his gun.

"Xigbar! How many times have I told you not to try to rob the store?" Zexion's voice cracked like a whip. Pay the poor girl and come on already."

"Oh! Sorry 'bout that, here ya go."

The cashier sighed in relief as they left. "oh wait I forgot to-"they vanished. "Ring up your star scroll…"


Well... please don't kill me? i'm sorry it's so short but i hope to add more soon !)

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