A Winchester History of Prank Wars
1989 - Sammy is 6 and Dean is 10. Not many people know that Sam really started the prank wars. This is what led Dean to putting Nair in Sam's shampoo. Thought you might like to read a little behind the scenes.
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"Hey Dean-o?"
"What Sammy?"
"Guess what I learnt at school today?"
"What Sammy?"
"I learnt this cool trick. Wanna see?"
"Sure."
"Okay, I need to get some stuff from the kitchen. I'll be right back. Don't leave, ok?"
"Sure thing Sammy."
After a couple of minutes, Sam re-enters the living room of their small run-down apartment carrying a funnel, a glass of water, and something small Dean couldn't quite make out.
"Okay, watch this."
Sam proceeded to put the funnel down the front of his pants and hold up a shiny penny for Dean to see.
"Okay Dean, watch me drop the penny down into the funnel. If I do it just right, I can then pour the water in the funnel and none of it will come out the bottom."
"Sammy there is no way that works."
"Uh huh, Timmy Johnson did it today at lunch time, and nothing bad happened. It was really cool."
"Yeah right, let me see this."
Sam then proceeded to trap the penny between his pudgy six year old chin and his chest. After a few moments, he raised his chin and the penny fell down into the funnel. Sam then asked Dean to hand him the glass of water and he gently poured it into the funnel. Dean was ready to start laughing at his stupid little brother who was about to have some very wet pants, when suddenly, nothing happened. Sammy looked up and beamed at Dean.
"See Dean-o, I told you it would work."
"How the he - , there is no way. I mean that is impossible." Dean said flabbergasted.
"Nuh uh, Dean, it really works. You wanna try it?"
"Um, well if you can do it, of course, me being your wiser, older brother can do it with no problem. Give me the funnel."
Sam headed into the kitchen to pour out the water and re-fill the glass. He came back lickety-split and handed the funnel over to Dean.
Dean grabs the funnel and puts it down the front of his favorite jeans, and then grabs the penny from Sam's palm. Sam is holding the glass of water, while Dean puts the penny between his chin and chest.
"Dean, don't rush it or it won't work. You have to line it up just right." Sam states.
"Okay, give me a sec and then hand me the glass of water."
Almost before Dean can comprehend what has happened, Sammy has tilted the entire glass of water into the funnel. The cold water quickly runs down his legs and pools at his crotch. Sammy lets out a loud giggle and proceeds to run out of the apartment.
Dean is so stunned that his kid brother got the drop on him; it takes him a full minute to realize exactly what happened. Once his brain wakes up, he removes the funnel and proceeds at full speed out the door after his hysterically laughing brother.
The next morning, Sam comes out of the bathroom, almost bald, from the Nair Dean put in his shampoo bottle. Look who's laughing now.
Author's notes: I have a few different ideas for pranks the boys could pull on each other. I will have each prank as a different chapter. Please read/review and let you know your thoughts. Reviews are almost as good as chocolate.
