Just a reminder. I DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY. A friend sent it to me, and she doesn't have an account... so all reveiws will be shown to her. And stuff. It rocks, so reveiw.

--Doko.

ATTIC LAWYERS

By; Nekokin Ebiko

Kayla Bryan

Hinata sat on the swing, wishing with all her heart that she could just convey her feelings of love to Naruto, who was currently off training to be Kinga the Ninjas! Sighing, she looked up to the star filled sky and wished what I just said above. "Oh, star. Please give me the courage to tell Naruto how I feel!" She said dramatically.

Bang. The wish was granted. Hinata was now full of confidence! Good for her.

Hinata suddenly had the bestest idea ever! If she was the only one for Naruto to like, there'd be no reason for him to not not notice her!

Standing up, Hinata decided she'd get rid of all competition! Using ! makes it look more dramatic and stuff! She ran off to go take care of her first victim.

"Um… Sakura?" Hinata asked shyly as she walked up to the pink haired girl that Naruto had a crush on.

"What is it, Hinata?" Sakura asked, turning away from whatever unimportant thing she was doing. She then gasped.

"DIE!" Hinata screamed, and plunged a dagger into her heart or something!

When Hinata realized what she had just done, she hid the body somewhere secret. Somewhere no one would find it. In the ramen stand.

Elsewhere, our favorite emo boy, Sasuke, was off hating everything. "I hate everything." He said, sulking in a corner, waiting to die. Hinata came up behind him, and stabbed him in the back.

Coughing up blood, Sasuke fell over, all "xx". "Two down." Hinata said, and put him in the same place as Sakura.

A WEEK LATER!

Naruto returned to the Leaf Village place, screaming "NINJANINJANINJA!!1" at the top of his lungs, alerting everyone to his arrival. Some of the survivors rolled their eyes, mumbling things like, "God, he's back.." "I hate that brat." "Why? WHY?!" and then the timid Hinata saying, "W-W-Welcome back, Naruto.."

"HI, HINATA!!" Naruto said loudly, waving at her.

"Um… Naruto… I have something to say…" Hinata fiddled with her thumbs while looking at the ground.

"? What is it?" Naruto asked, completely baffled by what she just said.

"I… I like you…" Hinata mumbled.

"I like you too, Hinata! You're a good friend!" Naruto said, grinning. Why does he have those whisker things, anyway? He was born with them, but.. Are they like, a birth mark?

"I LOVE YOU!" Hinata said loudly, blushing furiously.

"R… Really? Heheh…" Naruto laughed nervously.

"I know you like Sakura, but still!" Hinata looked at the ground again, and then a scream was heard.

"OMIGAWD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!" "AH, CORPSES!" and such.

Naruto ran off, lightning quick, and gasped when he saw about 20 corpses piled up in the ramen stand. "Who would do such a thing?"

"It was I!" Hinata finally lost it. "I killed them!"
"Why, Hinata, why?!" Haruta demanded. I mean Naruto. NARUTO.

"Because, Naruto! I love you! And I didn't want any competition!" Hinata said.

"But… That aint cool, yo!"

"Now, there is no one who can take you from me!" Hinata said, preparing to glomp Naruto.

"But Hinata! I just brought my new girlfriend from the village I was visiting!" Naruto stepped aside to reveal a cute girl, shorter then him, holding a cute stuffed animal. She looked like she was 12 or so.

"Hi.. I'm Karin." She said, holding out her hand for Hinata to shake.

Instead, Hinata fainted. All that work, for nothing.

THE END!

Or is it…?