(*This is a fluff fic)(I own nothing_)
(It might be a bit OOC but it's also just for fun)
(This is strictly a friend-relationship, no need to flame)
*NOTE
This takes place in an AU where Dan* and Dan became friends/roommates/revenge buddies when Chris can't help.
Tennis & Spiders
Dan groans as he wakes up from his morning nap, "((Yawn)) I'm so hungry."
As he moves to sit up he feels something small and furry next to his arm.
"Oh, good morning, Mr. Mumbles," Dan says as he pets her. "Did you sleep well?"
"Mew." Came the reply from the small cat as she sits up, too.
"Let's get something to eat, shall we?" Dan inquires as he stands up then searches for his daily attire.
Mr. Mumbles, have no need for clothes, quickly runs out of the room as Dan begins to put his shirt on.
"Wait for me, Mr. Mumbles!" Dan calls out as hops around to put his pants on.
As Dan walks into the living room of their tiny apartment, he notices Dan* sitting on the couch with a tennis racket in his hands.
"What are you doing with that racket?" Dan questions.
"I'm getting ready for our weekly get-together with Chris and Elise. It's tennis this week." Dan* answers as he examines the racket.
"Awww, but I don't want to play tennis. It's stupid, all it's about is hitting balls over a tiny net and being sweaty." Dan whines loudly while stomping his foot down like a child. "Also, I don't want to go."
"Well too bad, I want to do something that I think is fun and youcan't be left alone." Dan* replied while mocking Dans' whiny tone.
"But I thought you said getting revenge with me, was fun. Isn't that enough?" Dan retorts.
Dan* sets down the racket, "It's true that I said 'It was fun' but most of the time it's only fun for you. Iwant to do something fun, that isn't revenge related, for once."
"((Sigh)) Fine, I'll just stay here. You can just go without me." Dan say stubbornly.
Dan* rolls his eyes, "You are NOT staying here. Last time I left you alone, you flooded the entire apartment trying to drown a spider."
"That wasn't my fault! The plumber was late and I'd gotten bored, so I went to see if the bathroom sink was still dripping. I opened the door and suddenly a giant spider attacked me!" Dan says mimicking the spider with his hand. "I screamed and stumbled into the bathroom as I tried to pry the spider off with anything I could grab." Dan repeats his actions with imaginary objects. "Eventually, I got it off and it landed in the sink. I quickly went to the sink and laughed evilly as I said *'There once was a spider, that thought it'd be funny, to jump on Dans' face. To bad for the spider, because Dan is too smart, now you're going to die in the drain'*. (*Sang to the tune of 'Little Miss Tuffet')"
Dan grins evilly as he pretends he was looking at the spider again.
"I turned on the tap on to full blast and watched the spider go down but when I tried to turn it off; it had gotten stuck. I tried turning it harder but that's when it broke off." Dan throws his hands up in frustration. "So now, there was water going EVERYWHERE and I was getting soaked. I grabbed whatever I could to stop the water but then that had quickly messed up on me too and to top it off, I saw the spider just casually walk out of the drain like nothing happened then it scurried off to some part of the apartment."
Dan walks over to the chair, plops down then puts his face in his hands. "By then, I was so angry that I ran after the spider but I slipped on the 3 inches of water that had collected on the floor and knocked myself out for a few minutes. When I finally come around, I was only a mere 6 inches from the ceiling, floating on the water. Since I can't swim, I panicked and began flailing around trying to stay above water." Dan flails at the air. "I was quickly becoming tired when suddenly the sound of the knob on the front door turning, reverberated through the water. Next thing I know, I'm being pulled out with the water then slammed painfully into the railing outside the door." Dan mimics the actions with his hands. "I screwed my eyes shut and groaned while I fell backwards, when I opened my eyes I saw you staring down at me both shocked and angry."
"Well of course I was angry, I was only gone for an hour and I come back home to a soaking wet apartment plus almost getting run over by nearly 100 gallons of water." Dan* stated throwing his arms in the air.
"Stop yelling at me! If you want something to yell at, yell at the spider...I'm sure it's still around here somewhere." Dan shouts while waving his arm out in a random direction.
Dan* leans backwards on the couch and puts one of his hands over his face, he then lets out a sigh of frustration as he slowly drags his hand off and lets it fall back to his side. "Dan, just stop about the spider, okay?"
"But it-"
"DAN! Just, stop..," Dan* lets out another sigh, "..I don't care about the spider, it's probably gone by now." "For now, lets just refocus on the tennis, okay?"
Dan sinks into the chair and grumbles something like 'Okay' and 'if I find that spider I'm gonna..'
Dan*s' usual smile slowly returns to his face as he listens to Dan mutter about revenge over yet another small thing.
'Oh Danny, when will you let these things go..?'
So how was this one?
Was it good or does it still need some work?
Should I make more chapters?
Please tell me in the comments, Thanks.
