Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the Simpsons. I don't even own Harry's kids. But! I do own Snape Jr.!
A/N: Hello and welcome to Harry Potter meets the Simpsons 3! This is dedicated to lunababe because she wanted it sooo much! I love you! huggles On with the story! Thanks to my friends at the Hideaway for letting me use your names.
Harry Potter meets the Simpsons 3
By: phix27
Wizards and witches everywhere were celebrating. Harry Potter had killed the Dark Lord! Harry, along with his friends, Ron, Hermione and Snape Jr., had defeated Lord Voldemort. Harry, presently was sitting in his penthouse, waiting for his wife to come home. Suddenly, there was a bright light.
"Not this again," said a voice.
I know that voice, thought Harry. Sure enough, there were the Simpsons in front of him.
"Hello Simpsons," said Harry.
"Harry!" exclaimed Marge. "Have you gotten taller?"
"Yes, I believe I have," said Harry.
"Honey, I'm back," said a sweet voice.
"You're MARRIED!?!" exclaimed Bart.
Lisa looked like she was going to cry.
"Yep, and I have kids," said Harry.
"And, here I thought we were two bachelors," said Homer.
"You're married to me!" said Marge.
"Since when?"
"Since forever!"
As they were bickering, Harry's wife, Pansy Parkinson, came in. (I'm a big Harry/Pansy shipper.)
"I can't believe Harry married that whore," Lisa whispered to Bart.
"Yeah, he should be mine, not hers," Bart whispered back. Lisa looked at him strangely.
"Did I say mine? I meant yours." She was still giving him that look.
"I'll shut up now."
"Are you expecting?" Marge asked Pansy.
"Yes," Pansy said. "Little Harry number eight."
"EIGHT?!?" exclaimed Lisa,
"Yes, though this one came as a surprise," said Pansy.
"By the way," said Harry, "Where are the kids?"
"Hermione took them and her kids to the park."
"Hermione has kids?" Marge asked.
"Yes, five."
Suddenly, they heard a rumble and lots of shouting.
"That's them now," said Harry over the noise.
The door burst open, then. "DAD!" some of the kids shouted. Followed by shouts of: "MOM!" Eight kids came rushing to hug their parents, while five others hung onto Hermione, who was standing at the doorway. After the shouting had stopped, Marge said: "Hello Hermione."
"Simpsons! How good it is to see all of you again!"
"Who are these little darlings?" asked Marge.
"These are my wonderful children: Alicia, Mady, Tim, Marcus and Eve," said Hermione, pointing to each child.
"What are your kids' names, Harry?" asked Lisa.
"Lily, James, Sirius, Allison, Joney, Josh, Elizabeth and Duncan," said Harry.
"Pleased to meet all of you," Marge said to the kids.
Suddenly, Snape came in on a flying donkey.
"I, after five hours, have taken my first bath EVER!!!"
The whole world fainted. Snape looked around him. He thought, Pansy made cookies. Where are the cookies?
THE END FOREVER
A/N: That is the end of my Harry Potter meets the Simpsons. Thank you to all those who reviewed! I love you all!
