Girl Meets Leftovers

*Authors Note – Hi everyone! As promised here are all the leftovers I received from you guys after the cutoff date from 'Girl Meets Drabbles' I'll be doing them one at a time – or whenever I'm bored lol Give me a shout out if you recognize one as your own! Because I didn't write down any names, just the prompts! Okay let's kick this one off with a doozy. And as always Enjoy! *

Prompt: Cory gives 'the talk' to Farkle and Riley; Farkle gives it to Maya and Lucas

"He what?" Maya asked in disbelief as Farkle came storming into Topanga's.

"The talk – you know birds and bees and boys and girls."

"I know the talk, I just can't believe Matthews gave it to you and Riley."

"What happened?" Lucas asked from next to Maya.

"Well, Riley and I were sitting in the bay window…"


Farkle and Riley were in a heated make out session in her bedroom bay window when her father Cory walked in.

"Riley, have you seen …. AHHHH!"

"DAD!"

"Don't 'Dad' me young lady! And you, GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER!"

"I'm sorry Mr. Matthews. But I promise you all we were doing was kissing."

"Oh sure, now it's kissing. But pretty soon kissing leads to touching, and touching leads to … GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER!"

"OKAY!"

"Dad, we're not little kids anymore. But even so we're more than capable of deciding what we do or do not … do."

"Oh yeah, you think so. Sit with me kids, let me educate you a little bit…"


"And then he just kept talking. Once he was done I bolted out the window and ran straight here. I need me a smoothie." Farkle said making his way to the counter with Maya right on his tail.

"I wanna know what he said. Tell me."

"Yeah I'm kind of curious myself." Lucas said joining them.

"Spill, let's see what Matthews' knows." Maya said. Farkle took a big gulp of his smoothie before continuing.


"First you have the mechanics. Boy parts and girl parts that you don't think will fit, but they do."

"Oh boy."

"Hold on Riley, we'll get there. So step one, make sure you have protection. Always. Step two, sex is nothing without love. It's also a really big commitment because if you make a baby as a result, you want to make sure that you can trust the person you made the baby with to stay. Now it probably won't be good the first time around because you have no idea what you're doing. I mean me and your mother didn't have that problem but…"

"OH BOY!" Riley said burring her face in her hands as Farkle just sat there, horrified.


"Go on." Maya encouraged.

"That's it! After that he just said 'I think my job is done here' and left and I flew. I am never having sex, ever."

"That's it!?" She replied, disappointed.

"What do you mean 'that's it'? It's not enough that I'm scarred for life?"

"I just mean I thought when you said he gave you the talk that he went into details. I guess Matthews' is still Matthews' no matter what he's teaching."

"Well do you need the details? Don't you already know what you're doing?"

"She does." Lucas interjected causing Maya to smile.

"Thanks babe, you're not so bad yourself." Maya replied biting her lip.

"Ah! What is it with people today!" Farkle said cringing as his friends started making out right on the spot. It was then that Riley came into the bakery.

"Farkle?" she said before walking back outside. Farkle followed and found her sitting on the bench outside.

"Hey."

"Hi." They said as an unfamiliar awkwardness washed over them.

"So…"

"So…"

"I'm sorry about my dad. Actually I'm just sorry in general."

"It was definitely a … strange experience. One for the books."

"Yeah."

"I say from now on we go back to my house. It's too big, he can't find us there."

"Absolutely. So… wanna go back to your place?"

"Okay, but can we just cuddle. I don't think I can handle anything else after today."

"Whatever you need honey." Riley said standing up and taking Farkle's hand as they walked up the stairs and towards the subway.

Maya and Lucas who had been eavesdropping on their friends, came out from the bakery with smiles on their faces.

"They're sooo gonna do it." Maya said as Lucas nodded in agreement.

THE END