I don't own House (or Amber or Wilson)


"Honey," Amber said to Wilson, "can I talk to you for a second"

"Sure"

"Okay here's the thing. In a rush situation when you need something sometimes I noticed that you forget to say please"

"You want me to say please"

"Yeah when you need something I'd appreciate it if you could please say please"

"Okay," Wilson replied, "then I will say please"

"Thank you"

((The next day))

"Please pass me the scrapper," Wilson asked

The person closest to him gladly passed him it

"Thank you"

"You're welcome"

((Later))

"What was that about," House asked

"What was what about?"

"That thing you were doing earlier… please and thank you"

"It's called manners House"

"It's called dumb. Who does that when they need something?"

"Anyone with manners and besides Amber asked me to do it"

"You're such a puppet," House said rolling his eyes and walked away

((A half any hour later))

"I am NOT a puppet," Wilson told his friend

"Yeah you kind of are"

"No I'm not"

"Tell me something. When was the last time you ever said no to Amber?"

"Never"

"When was the last time you used the wrath with her?"

"I never use the wrath period"

"When was the last time you did things your way instead of hers?"

"I agree with her way"

"Because you're a puppet"

"Well if I'm a puppet then I'm a happy puppet and I have no strings"

"Whatever," House said and walked away mumbling puppet