It was a shock to the whole world. It was a greater shock to Russia and America. A document had been found written in the 1800s with a Ruso-Amer union when Russia and America had been good friends. It went missing when a president died so no one knew about it.

Only the two leader of the countries knew about it and it was signed with both their signatures. Each perfectly on all the papers.

Then it was lost until one day it showed up during book keeping.

Both leaders sat across form each other with their agents and other officials behind them. Both copies lay on the table in from of them as the room continued to remain in a dead silence. No one said a word because the paper both marked what a one of three and a two of three which meant one last copy was out there.

They had spent almost a year looking for it with no hope of finding it. Which brought on this meeting. To try and find a loophole and after the longest time none could be found. So they had no choice. None at all. Their nations would have to be married.

Now how to tell the embodiments this was beyond them. They knew that their embodiments never cared when it came to gender. But this wasn't a personal thing with another nations. This was union. A marriage to one another.

The countries didn't see eye to eye but got along since they had too. The embodiments on the other hand hated each other. Fought, argued, insults, among other things. So this was bad. Beyond that. Who would tell America?

Worst who would tell Russia!

Well it seemed that they found away to tell them that they would be married to each other. So a few days later in a house far off in the forest of the United States where a safe house was, Alfred stood there in the middle of the room waiting to hear this big news.

To him he hoped they found away to help the economy. As he waited he sensed something off with no one in the room. Suddenly an intercom sounded. Looking up at the little camera that was looking at him he listened to what they said. The lost document. How they found it. How they tried to break it.

Then they mentioned the union an Alfred frown and gave them a that better not mean what I think it means. So the boss sighed and said the word.

"Marriage."

All hell broke lose as Alfred started destroying what little stuff was in the house, screaming and cussing and more screaming and cussing. The ones watching really couldn't tell him anything. Anyway he wouldn't hear them if they did.

After about an hour of destroying the house Alfred stormed out still cussing under his breath his eyes showing just how furious he was. Once the other nation was gone the boss took out his phone and called Russia's boss.

"How did it go over there?"

"…He's covered in blood."

"Damn."


They sat across from each other the death aura was thick in the room. No one said a word but they all knew what it meant. They we're having their secret war. The hours passed and nothing seem to move including the two glaring nations.

As the hours continued the door opened and their leaders walked in. one of them spoke. "It's time."

They stood up and turned to their leaders eyes showing clear hatred. Sighing Alfred's boss spoke to him and then they left to a room off to the side. Ivan followed his leader to another room.

In the room where Alfred was he showered quickly as his boss and a few other's outside the bathroom door tried to talk to him.

"It's only until we find out how to break it. Just try not to kill each other. Just be… calm."

"I'm gonna be married to Ivan Braginski aka Russia! I'm getting married to Russia and you want me be calm about it? Calm? Are you marrying your arch enemy? No? Then don't tell me to be fucking calm!"

"Alfred-"

"Shut up! Let's get out my rage so I can at lest go through with this mess up shit wedding! The WHOLE world is gonna be watching us!"

An agent with dark sunglasses folder his arms over his broad chest. "Sir, only the embodiments will see you two get married and the humans we'll just see the President shake hands with the Prime Minster."

"Doesn't make it any better! Now I'm gonna have to hear England bitch, France spreading rumors, China bothering me more and son of a bitch I have no fucking clue what I'm gonna tell my lover!"

"Lover? Alfred, you have a lover?"

"No one said I couldn't date or have one and yeah I do! Or did… damn it."

No one said a word for a few minutes and the shower continued to run. After five minutes the water turned off and Alfred stepped out drying himself off and putting on some boxes and stepping out of the room where he was surrounded by female secret service and they put on his uniform for him. The medals shined up.

The white seal uniform hat was placed on his head and the gloves slipped on. As they buttoned the top of it Alfred looked at his boss.

"I don't wanna tell you who it is."

"Since this is sensitive I won't ask who you were dating."

"Whatever. Let's just get this damn thing over with."

When they had finished they walked back out to the room. The other nation was there with his arms folded and eyes closed. Another house ticked by painfully until it chimed and the doors opened to the room where the wedding was going to be.

Alfred cringed and looked at his people with the 'I'll kill you' face and then walked to stand by the door. Ivan walked on a head determined not to be the one who had to walk down the aisle and since Alfred was dressed in white he saw no reason to take the female role. Standing there they all waited for the ceremony to start to say it was painful and when it was over the priest asked if they wanted to kiss and both nations had to restrain themselves from killing him.

It took about three hours before the leaned in close enough for the cameras to make it look like a kiss. When the lights when off they both went off to the side of room with their death glares on.

The two leaders sighed. Now it was their turn to announce it to the world.

All hell broke loose.


The phone continued to ring and ring, and ring. Alfred just watched it go off every single second. Everyone was calling. On the other side for the room it seemed Russia was getting phone calls too and wasn't answering either.

Alfred started at the phone as a name kept popping up. Needless to say this… marriage ended that relationship and he didn't feel like talking to his now ex-lover about it. Grabbing his phone he took out the battery.

Across the room Ivan looked at his phone and then ignored the called and shut his phone off and slipped it into his pocket. Looked at his 'wife' he frowned more and looked away. Frowning more Ivan glared out the window.

At least they had a month's worth of time before the next world meeting. Then they could hear all the things the world wanted to tell them. Sighing mentally as someone announced that it was time to go home and by home they meant their now shared home. They deal was to spend time in both countries and since there was a world meeting that meant that they would stay in America for two weeks and Russia the next two weeks and then the meeting.

As they both climbed into the black car they said nothing to each other. The drive was meet in a horrible silent for the driver. The drive wasn't too long and the house was set hidden in the forest. This might be so no one would hear them fighting.

Alfred got out forest and looked at the house and signed. Grabbing his bag he went up to it and pulled out the key he had been given and went inside leaving the door open. Raising an eyebrow Russia waited for the driver to leave before going inside the house and closing the door.

The house looked alright. It was filled with everything one would need. Looking up at the stairs he heard a door close. Going up the stairs he opened the master bedroom to see Alfred in the large walk in closet hanging up his clothes.

"This is my side." Alfred said.

Smiling with his childish smile Ivan went to put his stuff away too. "I'm surprised you do not just leave your things on the floor, da."

"Shut up commie. Let's just ignore each other until this thing is settled."

"Agreed."

Suddenly theyu both felt a tightening in their chest. Alfred gasped and clutched his chest and Ivan groaned and held onto the rod in the cloest. Alfred went to his knees and hands gasping and Ivan was brought to his knees.

"Never… m-mind." Alfred gasped out.

"Da…"

The feeling left them and they both gasped in the air. Needless to say about trying to break a union was not an option for them. Getting up Ivan looked at Alfred who was still sitting on the floor. When he did get up Alfred turned and folded his arms glaring at him.

"We're gonna have to sleep together tonight aren't we?"

Ivan looked bitter. "… Da."

"Mother fu-"


"Today the leader of Russia and America have called for a world news conference to announcement something. It's unclear what it is but both nations had asked that everyone knows about it. We're standing here waiting for them to come out and as you can see reporters from all over the world are here to listen to what their going to say. Reporting live form the United Kingdom."

The bed was large and comfortable. A king size, enough room so when they slept they wouldn't have to be near each other. Alfred straddled Ivan's lap, eyes still hard in a glare. The glared was returned as hands settled on his waist.

Wrapping his arms around Ivan's neck Alfred felt the cold hands hold him firmly. They both knew if they didn't do this there would be hell to pay. Damn union rules. Alfred pressed their lips together as the cold one and hot ones meet. They both winced a little. when the kiss deepened Ivan forced his way in to the mouth and started to battle with Alfred.

"We have been told that the leaders of the United States and the Leader of the Russia Federation will soon appear to deliver a message. It has been kept secret so the other leaders of the world a worried. Event though the Russia Federation is no longer a super power is close enough to it to be worry about an alliance between the two countries. Reporting live from, China."

The kiss was heated and harsh, but at the same time it felt good. Gripping onto the smaller one's waist more Ivan tried to win this tongue battle. However they pulled apart for much need air. Panting hard Alfred glared at him before their mouths reconnected as their bodies started to stir.

"The room has gotten extremely quite as the two leaders form the two most powerful nations stepped into the room. We're waiting for them to speak to us and hear that message they bring. We have talked to other leaders and reporters here but no one knows what this press conference is about. Reporting live form Japan."

"Oof! Easy commie, I know you want to be on top so chill out."

"Are you saying your willing to take the female roll?" Ivan growled kissing the neck.

"Doesn't matter to me. Besides if I take the bottom it only means you have to give your full attention to me and you have to do all the work. But I swear you hurt me and I'll kick your ass." Alfred hissed as a mark started to form.

Holding tight to the other on top of him as they rolled their hips together. It wasn't in rhythm they both just wanted to get it over with and say the hell away form each other. However the union forced on to feel good with their married other half. So at one point they matched and both moaned without meaning too. The kissed grew more heated but the battled continued.

"We are here live as the two leaders have taken the stand and are for some reason pausing and discussing something amongst themselves. As you can see tension is high in the air. Wait! It looked like their about to speak. Reporting live form Germany."

Ivan growled a little as he pressed another finger. They had refused to meet each others eyes as they lay there, the larger on top. Alfred had his arm over his eyes and his right hand dangerously on the Russian's neck. It was warning to the other nation that he wasn't going to be played with.

"Your already stretched." Ivan stated removing his fingers.

"Like hell I was going to trust you to do it." Alfred sat up and they meet with narrow eyes. "Trust me thought if you hurt me or even make me bleed I'm gonna make you pay."

Chuckling darkly Ivan leaned closed to them their heads touching. "I do not fear you Amerika."

"You should. Remember I'm stronger then you and if I wanted to I could flip us over and take you… but I like be on the receiving end." Alfred smirked. "Don't make me bleed."

Glaring at the younger nations Ivan leaned down and bite at the neck and earned sharp nails digging into his skin. As he moved his hands over the chest and stomach he wanted to snort. The damn American wasn't fat. How it was possible he didn't know. And the skin was oddly soft for a powerful nation. Licking a nipple slowly he waited for a gasp or a moan. Squeezing the other side he tried again.

Noting.

"Hey, commie… stop gripping my sides or I'm going to punch you." Alfred hissed out. "And hurry up so we can get this over with."

"Spread your legs."

"We're seeing a lot of people showing up from every part of the world. Right now the two leaders are explaining a new pack they have and what's going to happen to it. However we are waiting for them to get to the bottom line of it all. As you see some of the others are looking distressed. We will wait for further notices to just what this pack means. Reporting live from France."

It was frustrating that even though he had found that spot inside Alfred that the smaller male refused to let out any moans, or cries, or anything of the sort. The only thing that was happened was the small pants and as many times as Ivan pressed that spot or tried anything else to get a reaction nothing changed.

Grunting he leaned down and bite at Alfred again and this time Alfred slapped him hard. Growling he gripped his hips hard insuring bruises. Of course Alfred fought back this time it was a shock as the other bite Ivan back in the small spot as he had just moments before.

They continued to bite and scratch at each other intending for the pain as the so called 'love' making continued. They refused to feel pleasure for each other. Their minds only set on hurting. That is until something made them both jolt.

They froze in shock.

"You just heard live that the Russia Federation and the United States of America have made a pack! It's pure panic here as people are outraged and they yelling continues after both leaders left the stage. You can hear many reports form other countries just screaming and yelling in angry! There starting to fight so we're gonna a leave stay tuned for more updates on this shocking development. Reporting live form the United States."


OMG why can't I come up with an original storyline? Well, hope it's not too bad…