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A/N: This will be extreme crap.

GIR: Yaaaayyy!! Crap... Ehehehe

A/N: Right GIR... lots of it...

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[We open with Zim sitting at his computer, absentmindedly typing commands into it. GIR enter the frame]

GIR: Whatca' doin...

ZIM: Oh, what? Oh, nothing.

[GIR begins to sniff Zim]

GIR: You smell like soap! ^___^

ZIM: Yes, soap, now OFF WITH YOOUUU!!!

[Later on like...]

ZIM: See, My Tallest, that's why I need ten billion gallons of peanut butter.

[Zim smiles at his computer screen on which Red and Purple stare out boredly]

PURPLE: And you say this will help you conquer the Earth?

ZIM: Yes. So much PAIN for the PIG SMELLY HUMANS!!!

RED: Yeah, Zim, how about we just send you some lethal weapons?

ZIM: [baffled] You're joking right? YOU MAKE UP LIES!!!

RED: Nope.

ZIM: Yes, My Tallest, I will make full use of these! [salute] And be assured that the HUMANS will be--

[Transmission Cut]

ZIM: ....Yay......

[GIR jumps on Zims head]

GIR: YOUR HEAD IS LIKE DOOKIE!!

[Zim throws GIR at the wall]

ZIM: MY HEAD IS NOT DOOKIE!! Now, go prepare for the arrival of my deadly weapons...

GIR: [Red] Yes, my master! [Blue] After I make some waffles!

ZIM: NO GIR! NO WAFFLES! Prepareee....

GIR: But I liiiiike to make waaaafllles...

[TO BE CONTINUED?]

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A/N: SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOOOOUUU!!!

GIR: WEEEE!!!!!!!!

A/N: I will update this though! Hehe.

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Invader ZiM and stuff is Copyright Viacom and stuff.

Teh Ficceh ish MIIINEE!!!

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