TZCN: Whose line parody attempt number three! This one will be twenty percent cooler than the others, though. Let's get on with the hilarity.
Scootaloo: The Zelda Chuck Norris owns nothing.
TZCN: Thanks, Scoots. Story time!
Whose Pony is it Anyway
Episode 1 Part 1: Scenes From A Hat
"Hello, everypony and welcome to 'Whose Pony is it Anyway?'! On tonight's show…" said Discord before the camera panned to four ponies sitting in chairs on the stage.
"Orange as the blazing sun: Applejack!" Discord exclaimed as Applejack smiled and waved to the camera.
"I'm not crazy! It's everypony else that's screwed up: Pinkie Pie!" the draconequus continued as Pinkie Pie did more or less the same thing Applejack had done, albeit with more energy.
"The princess's number one egghead: Twilight Sparkle!" Discord said again as Twilight blew kisses to the audience.
"And, world record for most frequent flier miles: Rainbow Dash!" Discord again yelled out over the roar of the audience. Rainbow simply smirked.
"And I'm your host, Discord! Come on down, let's have some fun!" Discord finished as he walked down from the audience to his desk on the stage and sat in his chair.
"Hey there. Welcome to Whose Pony is it Anyway. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right; the points are just like the one lady who thought Derpy was offensive." Discord said, with the audience cheering at the mention of Derpy.
"Anyways, if you've never seen this show before, what happens is these four are gonna act out little skits and games for you here, and then I award points which don't matter. At the end I pick a winner, and the winner gets to do a little something special with me." Discord continued.
The audience hooted as Rainbow Dash raised her eyes suggestively at Discord's last statement.
"Alright, let's start things off with one of my favorite games here on Whose Pony: Scenes from a hat!" Discord said as he pulled a hat that resembled Applejack's from under his desk.
The audience cheered as Applejack, Pinkie, Twilight, and Rainbow got up and went to opposite sides of the stage, Rainbow and Applejack on the left side, Twilight and Pinkie on the right.
"How this game works is before the show, I ask some audience members to write down stuff on these little cards. Stuff they want to see our performers act out. We'll start with…" Discord explains as he pulls a card out of the hat.
"Ponies you wish would just shut up." Discord read from the card.
Rainbow walked up first.
"Oh, Dashie!" she said, altering her voice to sound like Pinkie's.
Rainbow walked back to her spot, and then Twilight walked up a few moments later.
"Ahh! Mud!" the purple unicorn pretends to yell, mimicking Rarity.
Twilight steps back next to Pinkie as Applejack steps forward.
"Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank!" the orange farm pony said, raising her voice really high to imitate Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
Applejack stepped back as Discord pulled out another card.
"What Rainbow Dash is thinking right now." The draconequus stated.
Rainbow stepped out again.
"I'm glad AJ is standing on this side so I can check out her flank." The blue Pegasus said, making Applejack blush.
Twilight stepped out next.
"Wonderbolts!" she exclaimed, as Rainbow facehoofed. Twilight stepped back and was soon replaced by Applejack.
"I should be the host! I'm twenty percent cooler than anypony!" the orange earth pony said. Rainbow simply nodded. Discord pulled another card out.
"Shippings you hate or would hate to see supported." The king of chaos said.
Twilight stepped out.
"Spike and Rarity." She said before taking her place next to Pinkie Pie.
Applejack walked out next.
"Me and Caramel. Besides, he already has a marefriend." She stated before going back to her spot, with Rainbow replacing her.
"Me and Soarin'. He's with Spitfire anyways." The pegasus said before walking back to her place and nudging Applejack.
Pinkie stepped out a few moments after.
"Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. I just don't think they click." The pink earth pony explained before taking her place as Discord pulled out another card.
"What we hope happens eventually in the show." he read.
Applejack and Rainbow walked out, and after a few moments of doing nothing, they made out passionately for about thirty seconds before breaking apart and heading back to their spots.
Twilight and Pinkie stepped out and, to the hilarity of many, did the same thing. Discord pulls another card out.
"What we hope never happens in the show." he said.
Rainbow and Pinkie start to walk towards each other but are interrupted by Discord slamming the buzzer several times, indicating the end of the game.
"I don't think we want to go to the "burn their eyeballs out" extreme." Discord explained as the four head back to their seats.
"You said what we don't ever want to see on the show. And nopony wants to see that happen!" Rainbow replied.
"But I never thought-never mind. One thousand worthless points to each of you. We'll be back after this commercial break." Discord ended as the show went to commercial.
TZCN: Whoo! Got it done!
Scootaloo: Haha, that was great!
TZCN: Well, I hope you enjoyed, and I hope you'll stay tuned for more chapters. This was fun to write, and I hope it was just as fun to read.
Scootaloo: Bye, everypony!
