this is just a story. i don't own any of the characters in this story. its a bash fic.

scooby and the gang adopted somebody new, named monica. after hanging around them for the next few mysteries,

she made an observation:

"okay lemme get this straight...you managed to solve mysteries because of shaggy and scooby's

idiocy.doesn't it get boring? there's always a dumbass in a bad costume, who chases you around.

why don't you just walk up to him and beat his ass?" another monster with his mask all lopsided

popped up and roared."yipes," said fred."let's get outta here," monica walked up

and kicked him in the groin. the monster let out a yell. "You whore!"

"so's your mama!" taunted monica. he chased them all over the place until they ran into a shack.

everyone heard the click. fred pulled at the lock," we're locked in,"

"when there's a will there's a way," said monica picking up her shoe and hurtling it out the glass window.

they all climbed out of the shack, bloody from the broken glass.

"we gotta catch this asshole," said monica. she turned around and pulled out a shotgun. she

killed shaggy and scooby.

daphne and fred screamed. "why did you do that?" they demanded.

"so they won't screw it up like they always do,"monica said.

"thank you," said daphne,"scooby and shaggy had a tenancy to hump right in front us and it pissed us

off,"

"they were always so chicken shit, they never gave us a moment to ourselves," added fred,who

groped daphne's breast.

daphne giggled,"not now freddy dear. she's pointing a shotgun at us,"

the monster popped up now, armed with a rocket launcher. "die you hoe!" he yelled at monica.

"yipes," said fred and daphne, who were in the middle of foreplay."let's get outta here!"

monica jumped behind fred and daphne. the monster fired. fred and daphne were killed in the explosion.