AN: YAY!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!! I fixed all my technical problems, so you should be able to read all of this normally. If not, please tell me (Just write so in a Review). And I love all you people who review my stuff, this is for you. Also, this is written like it's a play, K? Well, enjoy!!!!!

Disclaimers: I don't own any of the characters in Harry Potter, nor Lord of the rings. I don't own anything exept these ideas. And I'll send Dementots and Ringwraiths at you if you dare copy me! Thank you.

Characters:
Harry Potter- You should know. Student at Hogwarts, defeated Lord Voldemort. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quiddich team.

Hermione Granger- One of Harry's best friends. Very Smart.

Ron Weasly- The other of Harry's best friends. Very poor.

Fleur Delacour- Beautiful student at Beauxbatons, part Veela.

Draco Malfoy- Harry, Ron and Hermione's worst enemy.

Author: That's me! I cannot be seen, only heard.

Scene 1: The Crossing

Setting: The Forbidden Forest. There are a lot of trees and it's kind of dark.

Hermione: Harry, I really think we shouldn't have gone into the Forbidden Forest. It's creepy here. And if we get caught, we're dead!

Ron: No, we're dead if we don't get out of here!

Harry: Can you two stop fighting? We need to find the stone!

Fleur: What stone???

Hermione: Where did you come from?

Fleur: Ze author put me here.

Hermione: What? I didn't know we had an author!

Author: Oh, yes you do!!!!!! I am your almighty author! I choose what happens to you!!! So you better be nice or else....

Ron: No way!!! I don't want an author!

Author: Oh yes you do! If you didn't, you would be doing nothing!!!

Ron: No! I'd be playing quiddithc!

Hermione: Eh, Ron, you wouldn't. If JK Rowling hadn't invented you!

Ron: How do you know it was JK Rowling not, say, HB Johnson?

Hermione: The author told me!

Ron: Oh, I hate this...

Author: Shut up, Ron! I am going to remember to torture you later...

Ron: I bow to the mighty author and JK Rowling who created me. I will follow the Authors every command and be a humble servant.

Author: That's better. I'll take the punishment to be rot in Snape's dungeon with Draco eating and teasing you and you will die slowly...

Ron: That's unfair!!!!!!

Author: Well, do you want to know what I had planed? It's much worse...

Ron: Mumble, mumble...

Hermione: Ron will follow your commands! So will I, and Harry!

Harry: (Busy eating a yogurt) Eh? What will I do?

Hermione: Harry, just go with it.

Harry: K, but can I finish my yogurt?

Author: No! You can't finish your yogurt.

Harry: But I want to!

Author: Well, then I'm leaving to eat a toaster waffle with Strawberry jam for lunch. That Jell-O wasn't good for me. See how you feel frozen!

A few minutes later

Author: OK, I'm in a bad mood!!! I burnt my waffle and put on too much jam to cover it and it tasted horrible!!!! And I felt bad for you, so I didn't make a new one! So don't go on my nerves, I'll make you pay!!!!!

Hermione: OK!

Harry: If you give me my yogurt!

Ron: As long as you keep Malfoy out of the dungeon.

Fleur: Oui!

Author: Merci! Takk! Thank you! And any other way you might wanna say it.

Harry: My yogurt...

Author: Sure! Here.

*Yogurt magically appears in Harry's hand*

Harry: You refilled it! Thanks! Or as you prefer it: Tusen hjertelig takk!

Author: That's good. Ron, take a leaf out of Harry's book.

Ron: Which one?

Author: Hm..... his quidditch book. I don't want Gryffindor to win the cup!

Ron: I'm not even gonna ask who's gonna win...

Draco: Slytherin!

Ron: And I'm not going to ask why he's in the story either.

Author: Draco's cool!!! Be nice to him. And Draco, it's not time to torture yet. Be nice.

Draco: My pleasure...

Ron: ???

Draco: I know whats coming.

Ron: Trying to be nice and quiet...

Author: I'm gonna let you continue your story. Tata for now!

Ron: Thank you!

Author: I'm still here, I'm just gonna shut up!

Fleur: (Singing) Allouette...

Ron: ???

Harry: ???

Hermione: ???

Draco: It's French.

Ron: And the author has to make the slug smart.

Author: Ahem!!!

Ron: Sorry...

*Back to the story*

Fleur: Look! A bridge!

Ron: I wonder who put it there...

Draco: Let's cross it!

Ron: And we should listen to him because...

Draco: The author said so!

*They unwillingly follow Draco across the bridge.*





AN: So, do you like it? I've already started on scene two. And I'll add in Lord of the Rings characters soon. I already have it all planed out... So if you want more, review! Also, suggestions are welcome!