AN: YAY!!! I'M BACK!!!!!!! I fixed all my technical problems, so you should be able to read all of this normally. If not, please tell me (Just write so in a Review). And I love all you people who review my stuff, this is for you. Also, this is written like it's a play, K? Well, enjoy!!!!!
Disclaimers: I don't own any of the characters in Harry Potter, nor Lord of the rings. I don't own anything exept these ideas. And I'll send Dementots and Ringwraiths at you if you dare copy me! Thank you.
Characters:
Harry Potter- You should know. Student at Hogwarts, defeated Lord Voldemort. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quiddich team.
Hermione Granger- One of Harry's best friends. Very Smart.
Ron Weasly- The other of Harry's best friends. Very poor.
Fleur Delacour- Beautiful student at Beauxbatons, part Veela.
Draco Malfoy- Harry, Ron and Hermione's worst enemy.
Author: That's me! I cannot be seen, only heard.
Scene 1: The Crossing
Setting: The Forbidden Forest. There are a lot of trees and it's kind of dark.
Hermione: Harry, I really think we shouldn't have gone into the Forbidden Forest. It's creepy here. And if we get caught, we're dead!
Ron: No, we're dead if we don't get out of here!
Harry: Can you two stop fighting? We need to find the stone!
Fleur: What stone???
Hermione: Where did you come from?
Fleur: Ze author put me here.
Hermione: What? I didn't know we had an author!
Author: Oh, yes you do!!!!!! I am your almighty author! I choose what happens to you!!! So you better be nice or else....
Ron: No way!!! I don't want an author!
Author: Oh yes you do! If you didn't, you would be doing nothing!!!
Ron: No! I'd be playing quiddithc!
Hermione: Eh, Ron, you wouldn't. If JK Rowling hadn't invented you!
Ron: How do you know it was JK Rowling not, say, HB Johnson?
Hermione: The author told me!
Ron: Oh, I hate this...
Author: Shut up, Ron! I am going to remember to torture you later...
Ron: I bow to the mighty author and JK Rowling who created me. I will follow the Authors every command and be a humble servant.
Author: That's better. I'll take the punishment to be rot in Snape's dungeon with Draco eating and teasing you and you will die slowly...
Ron: That's unfair!!!!!!
Author: Well, do you want to know what I had planed? It's much worse...
Ron: Mumble, mumble...
Hermione: Ron will follow your commands! So will I, and Harry!
Harry: (Busy eating a yogurt) Eh? What will I do?
Hermione: Harry, just go with it.
Harry: K, but can I finish my yogurt?
Author: No! You can't finish your yogurt.
Harry: But I want to!
Author: Well, then I'm leaving to eat a toaster waffle with Strawberry jam for lunch. That Jell-O wasn't good for me. See how you feel frozen!
A few minutes later
Author: OK, I'm in a bad mood!!! I burnt my waffle and put on too much jam to cover it and it tasted horrible!!!! And I felt bad for you, so I didn't make a new one! So don't go on my nerves, I'll make you pay!!!!!
Hermione: OK!
Harry: If you give me my yogurt!
Ron: As long as you keep Malfoy out of the dungeon.
Fleur: Oui!
Author: Merci! Takk! Thank you! And any other way you might wanna say it.
Harry: My yogurt...
Author: Sure! Here.
*Yogurt magically appears in Harry's hand*
Harry: You refilled it! Thanks! Or as you prefer it: Tusen hjertelig takk!
Author: That's good. Ron, take a leaf out of Harry's book.
Ron: Which one?
Author: Hm..... his quidditch book. I don't want Gryffindor to win the cup!
Ron: I'm not even gonna ask who's gonna win...
Draco: Slytherin!
Ron: And I'm not going to ask why he's in the story either.
Author: Draco's cool!!! Be nice to him. And Draco, it's not time to torture yet. Be nice.
Draco: My pleasure...
Ron: ???
Draco: I know whats coming.
Ron: Trying to be nice and quiet...
Author: I'm gonna let you continue your story. Tata for now!
Ron: Thank you!
Author: I'm still here, I'm just gonna shut up!
Fleur: (Singing) Allouette...
Ron: ???
Harry: ???
Hermione: ???
Draco: It's French.
Ron: And the author has to make the slug smart.
Author: Ahem!!!
Ron: Sorry...
*Back to the story*
Fleur: Look! A bridge!
Ron: I wonder who put it there...
Draco: Let's cross it!
Ron: And we should listen to him because...
Draco: The author said so!
*They unwillingly follow Draco across the bridge.*
AN: So, do you like it? I've already started on scene two. And I'll add in Lord of the Rings characters soon. I already have it all planed out... So if you want more, review! Also, suggestions are welcome!
