Name: Eric Theodore Cartman

Age: 17

Height: 9 ft. 5in.

Weight: 279 lbs

Eye Color: hazel

Hair Color: brown

Species: Human\Unknown

Parents: Eric Cartman Sr. (presumed deceased), Liane Cartman

Parole Officer: Shino Aburame of the Konohagakure ANBU

Current Residents: South Park, Colorado

Past Resident: Konohagakure

Team Mates: Chishio Nami, Kenny McCormick

Sensei: Gabriel (last name unknown)

Rank: Joinin

Past Offences: Murder, Attempted Murder, Arson, Drug Dealing, Drug Addiction, reckless driving, Sexual Assault, rape

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"Damn…" muttered Cartman who was in a jail cell waiting for his parole officer to bail him out. He banged his head on the wall until Shino walked over to the cell shaking his head. Eric frowned.

"What did you do this time? " asked Shino.

" I fucked some dude in math class and he ratted me out. "

Shino sighed, and opened the cell, putting hand and feet cuffs on his so-called 'best friend'.

"I'm not always gonna be here when you get in trouble…"

Cartman just rolled his eyes, as he was lead out.

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Well, I role-play with my buddy Kc, so I decided put some on .

Chishio Nami © Kc

Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick© Matt Stone, Tray Parker

Shino Aburame ©Masashi Kishimoto