Hey everyone I'm back on my feet and have a brand new FF! I love Mario and this new reality show called I Love Money for those of you who don't know about it's a show that comes on VH1 every Monday at 9PM. The former cast of Rock of Love, I love New York, Flavor of Love, charm school and Real Chance of love compete for $250,000. In this case 22 Mario all stars will compete for the grand prize of one million dollars. THIS IS MY FIRST MARIO FIC PLEASE GO EASY ON ME! The following story was inspired by survivor Mario by Drrockz.
Chapter summary: the gang arrives in guatuco , Mexico and they all express why they want a million dollars. Alliances are formed and targets are set and drama begins
I Love Money Mario style
Chapter l: prologue
Master hand: hello everyone and welcome to Mario I love money, I'm your host master hand and but enough about my career let's meet the cast:
OUTSIDE THE MANSION
Mario- hero of mushroom kingdom, Italian plumber; famous for saving peach and beating Bowser.
Luigi-Mario's brother, famous for inheriting a haunted mansion.
Peach-the princess of mushroom kingdom, Mario's main squeeze; famous for being the damsel in distress.
Daisy- princess of Sarasaland, peach's BFF, Luigi's lady; famous for being captured by an evil alien and being a bit of a tomboy.
Yoshi-Mario's pet dinosaur; Famous for laying eggs after eating something.
Birdo- Yoshi's girlfriend; famous for being mistaken as a boy.
Toad- one of peach's assistants famous for being a midget.
Toadette- not as famous but is getting there
Baby Mario- a baby version of our favorite plumber.
Baby Luigi- a baby version of Luigi
Baby Peach-self explanitory
Baby daisy- also self explnitory
Donkey Kong(DK)- Mario's former enemy, famous for being a famous monkey
Diddy Kong-DK'S nephew; famous for being cool and a racing champion
Dixie Kong-Diddy's friend
Dry bones-famous for being dead
boo
Wario- Mario's rival; best known for his greed and aggression
WaLuigi- Wario's brother, Luigi's rival; best known for his trickery
Bowser- best known for kidnapping princesses
Bowser Jr.-best known for believing that peach was his mother.
Master hand: okay, now that we have met all of you it's time for you to tell us why you want this money and what you will do if you were to win the million dollars. After that we will sign your checks and put them into the strongbox.
Everyone has a confused look.
Master hand: that's the big thing in thei middle of 's start with…you Wario.
Wario: well if I were to win the money I'd… spend it all on…STRIPPERS!! HAHAHA!!
Everyone in the room sweat drops.
Master hand: okay…
Master hand signs Wario's check and puts it in the box.
Master hand: next.
Daisy steps up
Daisy- getting this money would definitely make me queen of sarasaland
WaLuigi- and queen of my (bleeps out what waluigi was going to say)
Daisy: excuse me?
Bowser Jr. Let the drama begin
Secret interview (daisy)
"I pray to god that waluigi is NOT on my team because then I'd have put him in the box."
Master hand: Next
Yoshi steps up
Yoshi- I'll probably have my own little island.
Everyone: YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ISLAND
Yoshi: well I want another island that I can live on with birdo
Everyone:aaawwwwwww that's so sweet.
One by one the contestants told master hand what they would do with the million dollars, luigi went on and on about how he wanted a non-haunted mansion. Peach wants a new car and BowserJr. Would use the money to get his very own castle. Waluigi would use the money for an endless supply of food for his pet piranha plant Petey piranha.
Dry bones: I would use the money to get myself some skin.
Boo: yea but then people won't call you dry bones anymore.
Dry bones: it's okay im sick of falling apart anyway
The cast continued to tell master hand what they would do with the money from buying cars and houses to donating to charity's to even plastic surgery. Everyone wants that million dollars and will do anything in their power to get it.
Secret interview(bowser Jr.)
"I know I'm gonna win I mean no one loves cash more than me and I will do anything to win, lie cheat backstab that's what this game is all about(laughs evilly)
IN THE MANSION
Everyone runs in the mansion picking out rooms and who their roommate will be some of them were not to thrilled about who was in the room with them.
Bowser: anywhere you see orange is koopa king territory so get the hell out losers!
Mario, Luigi,Wario, and Waluigi all incidentally end up in the same room.
Wario(to Mario and Luigi): Get out ya bums this is our room
Mario: what the hell this is OUR ROOM!! (The gang then starts arguing senselessly.)
Luigi (to Mario,Wario and Waluigi): we all might as well share, there's no more rooms left.
Mario/Wario: Oh crap is that true!?
Secret interview (Wario)
"dammit ! now we have stay in a room with these two losers, nobody else is gonna want us in there."
Meanwhile Dry bones is still looking for a room, well he doesn't have to look very far but no one really wants him in their room the only place he could find with at least one room available was boo's room.
Boo: we should start an alliance right now.
Dry bones(confused): an alliance? Right now? But we don't even know who's gonna be on which team.
Boo: don't worry, we should find out tomorrow. And besides, if we're on the same team that will make our alliance that much stronger.
Dry bones: alright , so I guess the first thing is to make sure no one picks Mario.
Boo: now you're getting it.
Dry bones: and we should try to get Bowser jr. on our side then we'd really be unstoppable.
ACROSS THE MANSION
Yoshi( to Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong): I think the three of us should start an alliance right now.
Diddy: sounds good but shouldn't we include Mario, Luigi or peach
Yoshi: are you kidding Mario is a total threat in this house we have to make sure he get eliminated ASAP
Boo and dry bones enter the room
Dry bones: did I hear someone say they wanted to get rid of Mario.
Diddy: yea we were just talking about forming an all-mmrppph-
Yoshi and Dixie: SHHHH!
Boo: actually we want Mario out too, why don't you let us join your alliance?
Secret interview (Yoshi)
" I don't know if I can fully trust boo. He might blindside once Mario's gone.
Yoshi(to boo): it's a deal
Secret interview(dry bones)
"You know what they say, keep your friends close and you enemies even closer."
Dixie(to Yoshi, diddy Boo and drybones): if any of us becomes team captain we don't pick Mario got it ?
Yoshi, Diddy, boo and dry bones: got it!
At that moment they all made a pinky swear to get Mario out of the house
Chapter 1 owari
A/N:wow that was an interesting chapter I wrote chapter 2 will be on its way soon! Yeah baby agito hyuga is back and keeping all Mario and I love money fans posted. Please review and tell me the proper spelling for gualtuco. PEACE FOR NOW
next time on MARIO I LOVE MONEY:
The teams have been made and the first challenge is set
Master hand: for today's challenge you will be flying high.
a new twist will be added to the game
Master hand: please welcome your new competition.
But will it be too much to handle for one money lover
unknown: I right now am qutiiting this game, it was fun while it lasted.
