brKen: Will the real LT please stand up? I repeat

br will the real LT please stand up? We're gonna

br have a problem here…

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brMe: You're all acting like you've never heard

brOf me before, better shove Mihiramon behind the

brCloset door, before he'll want fame and so much

br more.

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brDavis: It's the return of the strip poker!

brMe: No wait, he didn't say what I think he did, did

brHe?

brAnd Jeffy Nimoy sais: Nothing! Jeff Nimoy's a fool,

brAnd I'm taking him back to anime dubbing school!

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brKen loves Lt ticka ticka ticka Itchijouji look at them!

brWalking around holding hands together, hugging one

brAnother.

br Mihiramon: Ya, but they're so cute together though!

brMe: Ya, well sometimes Ken's got a bad temper, but

brNo worse than his days of being the Emperor!

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brNow let's talk about a mysterious guy who never

brSeems to be around.

br Veemon is with Ryo! Veemon is with Ryo! And the

brOnly way to get him to evolve, is to meet another

brDragon named Spyro

br Mihiramon: Play Station brohters!

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br Me: But do we expect everyone to know who

br Arca Demon is?

brOf course they'll know who Yagami is by time they

brGo on Pojo won't they? It ain't nothing but E Z!

brBut if he make up jokes about cannibals like off

brHannibal, then there's no reason that Davis can't be

brSmart!

br Mihiramon: Huh?

brMe: Now let's all do the Funky-Kokatorimon, sing

brThe chorus come on!

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brChorus:

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brI'm LT, yes it's the real me, I'm Ken's only girlfriend

brAs you can see!

brSo won't the real LT please stand up? Please stand up?

brPlease stand up?

brI'm LT, yes it's the real me, I'm Ken's only girlfriend

brAs you can see!

brSo if the real LT please stand up? Please stand up?

brPlease stand up?

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brSo who says I can't write songs?

brDavis: Me!

br Mihiramon: When I find you, you'll be gone…..

brDavis: Uh oh!

brMe: So now they think I can win an award called a Digy?

br Mihiramon: But LT, what if you win a Digy?

brMe: Why? So they could force me to go, and sit me next

brTo Joe Kido?

brMimi Tachikawa better switch me chairs so I can sit next

brTo Mihiramon and Ken, and find out who put Tai with that

br Hen.

br Mihiramon: Hentai!

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brMe: Oh, one of these that Yolei's gonna get it! And if she

brEver comes around Ken, she'll have to answer to Mihiramon!

br Mihiramon: Hehe!

br Me: I should make this song into an MP3, and make a music

brVideo and put it out on DVD!

br Mihiramon: Go big!

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brMe: I'm sick of those old Digimon dubbers, all they did was

brAnnoy me!

br Mihiramon: So I've been sent here to destroy you!

brMe: There's probably no one that thinks like me, who acts

brLike me, who likes ken as much as me.

brKen: Got the last part right!

brMe: Uh huh! Because….

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brChorus

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brIn the Digital World, some of the Digimon can sure be

brStrange looking!

br Mihiramon: Are you talking about me?

brMe: No, yet the presence of evil is still lurking! And if

brEtemon ever comes back, I'll get a headache the size of an

brEarthquake!

brDavis: Who's Etemon?

brMe: Someone who's surprisingly more annoying than you!

brDavis: And that's why cows go moo!

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brMe: Ya, whatever. But at least I'm not trying to be like

br Mihiramon over here, pretending to bow to an invisible

brAudience in the mirror!

br Mihiramon: You saw that?

brMe: Uh huh, because I'm watching you…

br Mihiramon: Enough with the pinball machine!

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brMe: Hey, don't be mean!

brSo will the real LT please stand up? LT wonders if

brAnyone's standing up. Nope. Time to sing the chorus one

brMore time!

br Mihiramon: How does it go?

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brChorus

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brHey, no one better be standing up! No one's quite like me…

brDavis: Now let's all get drunk and shove ice down people's

brShirts!

br Mihiramon: Shut up Davis! You're not even supposed to be

brIn this song!

brDavis: Well, you're not the one who wrote it!

brMe: Hey…Why's everyone looking at my weird? Look over

brThere! It's Nimoy!

brI don't hear sounds of smacking baseball bats….that's better…

br Heh,heh,heh, because it's the real me!

brYAGAMI!