As eleven o'clock struck, the Gryffindor Common Room started to clear out as the majority of the students went off to bed. Only three students remained in the Common Room: Harry, Ron, and Hermione. What could they be doing? What would three adolescents with magical powers be doing alone at such a late hour?
They looked at each other. The awkward silence was broken by Hermione's voice.
"Hey Harry, you got the con…"
"The WHAT?" interrupted Ron.
"Um…nothing…"Hermione said nervously.
"You SLUT! Tonight is my night!" Ron angrily shouted.
"Fuck you, Ron! It's my turn and you know it!" yelled Harry.
"Shut the fuck up, both of you! You'll wake everyone else up if you don't quiet down." Hermione said.
"She's right, Harry" said Ron.
"Yeah, but what are we supposed to do?" Harry wondered.
"Why not have a threesome?" Hermione suggested. Both Ron and Harry agreed. As they got it on, they were interrupted by footsteps. Harry heard the approaching footsteps, and suddenly sprung up from his position. Before he could do anything else, Draco Malfoy entered the room. All three of them shrieked and Hermione used her MAJIKUL POWERZ LOL to put clothes on immediately.
"DRACO," Hermione shrieked, "What the HELL are you doing here?"
"You don't know…me…"muttered Draco, then he passed out on the floor. The three looked at him in disappointment.
"He's drunk" said Ron, shaking his head.
Then, Draco exploded because he was really an android, created by Peeves to stop students from having sex at night. Then Hermione had a platitude.