A Bawdy Drinking Song

Zach and Grant walked into the Red Inn Bar on a Tuesday night to drown their sorrows. They each drank ten beers. Their speech began to slur insanely.

"Heyyy Zachh, shing that shong we learched when we wassh in seventhh grade," Grant encouraged." Zach smiled and nodded dumbly.

"Ohch, la womench old and young

They all havech a bum

I only need a bum

Bum Ba dum bum Ba hey!"

Grant chimed in with the first verse after the chorus.

"I am so amazingch

The ladiesss call out my namech

I'm good and a make um feellll betta'

When day are unda' da weatha'"

Together, the two twenty one year Ole's sang the chorus.

"Ouch, la womench ole and youngch

They all havech bumch

I only need a bum

Bum Ba dum bum Ba hey!"

All the drunken men in the bar joined in for verse two.

"Oh, a bumch ish a nish thing

A bum dum bum I shing

A lady la de la

Lookout, AAAH!

A lady lad is bad

A lady la de la"

Many men clapped loudly. Zach and Grant started on the chorus when Cammie walked in and slapped them full across their cheeks. Grant and Zach were pulled out of the Red Inn Bar and shoved into Cammie's car.