Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Calvin and Hobbes characters, or any other products mentioned in this fanfic. They are property of the respective owners so don't sue.

This is my attempt at telling the "Noodle Incident" which Bill Watterson refers to in "Calvin and Hobbes".

CHAPTER 1-Loomings

Calvin's alarm went off. The six-year old hit the snooze button and rolled over. Three minutes later, his mom came in the room screaming: "CALVIN! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! GET UP!" Calvin was dragged out of bed, kicking and screaming.
He got dressed, went downstairs, ate his bowl of "Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs", packed his school bag and as soon as he was out the door, made a break for the woods. His mom chased him, and dragged him to the bus stop where Suzie Darkens was already waiting.
"Hi Calvin", said Suzie after Calvin's mom has left.
"Awww, go step in front of a cement truck will ya?" said Calvin.
Calvin, as usual, really did not want to go to school today. Especially since this was Macaroni 'N Cheese day at the cafeteria. He didn't have his lunch, (his lunchbox having dispersed its contents as his mom was dragging him), so he would have to eat the gross macaroni. When the school bus pulled up to the curb, Calvin looked as though he was going to run, but as he looked back, he saw his mom standing by the house and decided not to risk it.
"Our fearless hero Spaceman Spiff once again is captured by the Zorwargs and is being sent to labour camps where the men are worked until death." commentated Calvin.
As the school bus pulled away, Calvin's mom sighed, "Well, at least he's off to school. Now, anything can happen." She didn't know what she was in for.

Calvin sat at his desk, paying rapt attention to Miss. Wormwood's lecture on addition.
His brain was already imagining up a daring escape plan for Spiff. "The Zorwargs are unmerciful as our hero is subjected to auditory torture." though Calvin. "But wait, prisoners are allowed washroom breaks! That's it!" With that, Calvin put up his hand.
"Miss. Wormwood! Can I go to the bathroom?"
Miss. Wormwood sighed. "Alright. But be quick!" As Calvin left she though: "That boy, if he would put even a small percentage of his time into schoolwork, he could do better in school. I know he has the potential. It's as if he doesn't want to use it." With that, she got back to her lesson.

Calvin raced through the halls. "Our fearless hero, Spiff, once again thwarts the evil aliens as he races for freedom." Suddenly, he noticed an open door. On it was marked "KITCHENS". "Spiff has discovered where the Zorwargs feed! His brilliant mind immediately springs into action." He entered the door.

TO BE CONTINUED...