AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey all, this is my first fanfic ever. There's lots of wrestlers included in this story, pretty much both rosters. The main ones are probably going to be Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, my friends Kaley & Layce, and myself, Jade. And the WWE owns who they own, I own myself and Kaley owns herself. Jeff Hardy does too. I know I wrote it after he left, but we can still pretend ^_^ -Jade

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Jeff Hardy looked at the clock. "Damn! It's 5 am!"

"Hello? Who's speaking??"

"Hey Jeff, this is your boss. I had a stroke of genius last night...about midnight and thought you would want hear about it."

"Oh, it's you Bit- I mean Bischoff. What exactly is your 'brilliant idea?' What does it have to do with me?" Jeff questioned groggily, slipping back into bed, carefully avoiding moving the blankets too much lest Kaley wake up. i More to the point, do I want to know what this 'idea' is?/i He thought to himself.

"You'll absolutely love it. You see... you pick up a van, and all of the RAW superstars. Then you drive them all to Madison…when you get there...." He whispered secretively, even though they were already on a phone.

*~* Later... *~*

"Hey Rey Rey, have you been briefed about your match yet?" Jade, Rey Mysterio's behind-the-scenes manager, asked.

"Si, Stephanie dicho el es el ir a ser una noche facil. Match against John Cena.. Mr. Rap dude..but at least I'm wrestling, man. I told Steph I wanted to start doing some promos…it's what the people want!"

"Sounds cool, good luck!" Jade said before leaving her masked wonder, tightening on his mask in preparation for his match. Oooh...it was a holographic one, with the outline of the birds on the mask colored purple and it had a silvery fill.

"Yeah, adios muchacha!" Rey shouted after her, then started stretching out.

*~* Meanwhile... *~*

"Jeff, are you sure this is what Bitchoff said to do? The company could totally be trashed after this.. I can't believe it!! What's going to happen when Vince finds out? He's gunna kill us!" Kaley said, trying to see him over the driver's seat; so what if she was short. He was driving a huge van full of RAW superstars, towards the Alliant Energy Center in Madison, Wisconsin. That was where tonight's Smackdown was to take place.

He continued driving. They had just left Milwaukee, where their show had been the previous night. He could NOT believe he was doing this. Why the hell was he going along with this and why wasn't Bitchoff in charge of this, instead of him?

"Who the hell knows what Bitchoff is thinking. Vince is gunna be so gawd- damned pissed off when he sees us there in Madison, though."

"Dude, this is so not cool.." RVD mumbled from the far back of the van.. well, you could call it a bus. He was seated next to Test for some odd reason and he was half falling asleep while talking to Layce.

"The Rock would like to know why he is cooped up in this revolting bus full of jabronis! The People's Champ should be on a plane to Hollywood, not stuck next to Spinarama, here!"

"Tell me you did not just say that!" Booker then stepped into the aisle and attempted the spinaroonie, but fell over onto the Hurricane.

"Whatsup wit' dat?!" Hurricane shrieked.

"Jeff Hardy..." Kane growled menacingly, "What *growl* are we doing on this bus? You had better explain right now, you little rainbow dork!"

"Well gez! I don't really know WHY Bischoff is making us do this…but he seems to have this crazy idea…invade Smackdown tonight." He said, quickly munching on Skittles he had just stolen from the self-proclaimed king of the world.

"I'm sorry Citizen Jeff, but I refuse! Bischoff is a biaaaaaaatch, of that we can be certain. I am against crime, and invading a show like that is a criminal act!" The Hurricane said, then tries to fly off. He is unsuccessful and meets the wall of the bus, falling onto The Rock's lap.

"Get off The Rock, you sick freeeeeeeeeeak!" Rocky said, then threw him onto the aisle.

"Ooohh! Jeffy, that sounds like so much fun! But what will us divas do? Go after Torrie and the rest of the Smackdown sluts?" Trish asks innocently.

"Well…actually I am not sure what we do once we are there. He just said to invade…he didn't really feel the need to tell me how we're actually supposed to do once we get there."

Just then, Jeff's call phone rang. Kaley, who is holding it, sees that it is Bischoff calling and instead of answering it, dances around with it then spins around and it flew out the window.

"Kaley?! What just happened to my phone?" Jeff yelled, throwing a Skittle at her.

"It kind of...went on a trip of it's own." She said, smirking, "How can you throw a Skittle at me, Jeffery Nero Hardy! You little Skittle abuser!" She said mockingly, then hit him over the head with some stuffing she ripped of the seat she was sitting on.

"Ahh! Gross! Anywayz, who else has a cell phone? We have to find out from Bischoff what to do next! Kaley, did you happen to notice Bischoff's number before it went flying to the cows?" Jeff stated as he pulled into the hotel parking lot across the street from the Alliant Energy Center.

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First fanfic ever, what do you think so far? Please Review, let me know what you think. Don't totally trash it if it sucks..