Naruto's Night Out

Naruto had never been so nervous in his life. In all of his efforts to become the single greatest ninja, he had completely neglected his true passions: the passionate feelings he had for his neighbor, Neil De Grase Tyson. Neil had been living next to Naruto for years now, and every day it has been getting increasingly harder for Naruto to approach him. Today, however, was different. Naruto had finally become the ultimate ninja and was throwing a celebration later today; It was there, he would make his move. Night had fallen, like a blanket, onto the village hidden in the leaves. The post-party mood was perfect; the once blinding lights of celebration slowly giving way to the more subtle night sky. Neil stood like a statue, staring up at the cosmos around him; engulfed in its size and beauty. Naruto was more interested in the much closer heavenly body standing in front of him. "Neil. I'm glad you agreed to meet me here." Naruto called out; snapping Neil out of his trance. Neil turned around, his coat and scarf swaying in the gentle breeze. "Ah, Naruto. Congratulations on becoming Hokage. Is there something you wanted to talk about?" Neil was polite, and his voice was calming. "Yes actually. I needed to ask you something." Naruto proceeded to lie down in the cool grass; embracing its icy dew. Neil follows suit, without a hint of hesitation. He quickly got comfortable. Naruto struggled to get comfortable himself due to his heavy clothing; they were suffocating... or maybe... it was just him. "Thanks for coming despite the cold Neil." Naruto blushed shyly; he was not accustomed to embarrassment like this. "No need to worry Naruto. I was going to come out here regardless." Neil loosed a hearty chuckle. "It's the most beautiful night I've seen all year. The Milky Way galaxy is clearly visible." Naruto began feeling heavy, and blushed profusely. Neil continued: "Its so amazing that at some point, both of us, the Milky Way, and even the furthest celestial bodies were all just one mass. Waiting to be released. guess you could we still are just one thing; one reality, one universe, just looking back at itself using nothing but itself." Neil sighed. Naruto had begun to sweat. He desperately fumbled with his throbbing cock. "No, not now." Naruto thought. If Neil continued like this for any longer, Naruto wouldn't be able to resist. Neil looked over at Naruto calmly. "Is something the matter Naruto?""N-Nothing! It's Nothing" Naruto stuttered, quickly rolling away to hide his smouldering erection. "Are you sure you don't need any help with that?" Naruto felt a warm hand creep over his supple body. Moving stealthily down his pants. Naruto hadn't noticed until now just how close their body's were to each other; Neil's warm breath contrasted the brisk air. Naruto could feel Neil begin to fondle and toy with his solid rod. Slowly, Naruto rolled over to come face to face with his 'good friend' before welcoming him into an erotic kiss. Ecstasy flushed over Naruto as he felt the numbing taste of warm, wet tounge, and furry lips. Under the cover of darkness the two body's become one; cascading over each other like wind and water. The act was an awe-inspiring spectacle of nature. Every second was mutual bliss. Naruto found himself coming to a climax; his chakra was building up in his core and was about to be released. "HNNG!!" Naruto gasped, oblivious to the sound. His twitching manhood shot steamy white chakra all over Neil's hands and face. Neil was savouring every moment. Naruto blushed, before embracing Neil into another kiss. "I love you Neil."And thus, the first day of their loving relationship began its dawn.