Sebastian strode into the Once-ler's factory, ready to begin his… appointment. At Ciel's command, he had begun prostituting himself to rich business owners. The reason why Ciel had ordered such a thing was, directly quoted in thick Brooklyn accent – "We gotta make a few bucks, Seb!"
Sebastian, due to his illustrious sexual experience, had no qualms with this matter…. Especially after he had seen a picture of his newest client: a lean, green suit-clad man in a tall top hat, smirking seductively at him from the picture. One could say that it gave Sebastian one hell of a boner. With that hellish boner in mind, Sebastian opened the door to the Once-ler's office and saw, seated on the chair within, his client. Sebastian gasped as the man stood, slowly removing his top hat and placing it on the desk in front of him.
"I have been waiting for you… Sebastian-chan…" The Once-ler's thick baritone resonated throughout the room, as he began to pull off his striped tie. Sebastian fumbled to remove his coat, entranced by the Once-ler's gaze. As the Once-ler stepped forward, a predatory look in his eyes, Sebastian took a single step back – he didn't intend to, but something about the Once-ler's presence….
A mere half hour later, Sebastian and the Once-ler laid naked together on a bed made entirely of seal pelts and the tears of innocent kittens. Sebastian could see now that the Once-ler's "truffula tree" was as long as the trees themselves, and that his satanic rod barely matched up. The Once-ler grabbed Sebastian by the shoulder and turned him to the side. The demon accepted the businessman's dong into his demonic ass, feeling understanding that the Once-ler could not possibly be bad at all…
… in bed.
Suddenly, the door slammed open. The Once-ler gasped, pulling out of Sebastian to stare at the small, orange figure in the door.
It was him. Danny DeVito, clad in a bizarre orange suit – also known as "The Lorax". The Lorax glared at the two, but particularly at the Once-ler. This was a glare of scorn… of pure, unadulterated hate.
"How could you do this to me?" The Lorax asked, tearfully. "I thought you loved me…"
The Once-ler scoffed at the notion.
"I only loved you for your voice, DeVito. Get out of here."
The Lorax, enraged, raised his arms and shouted at the two.
"Then I shall place a curse upon your demonic mate! From this encounter, a child you shall bear… and I… I shall steal the one you love most!"
The Lorax cackled and disappeared, leaving a shocked Once-ler and a pregnant Sebastian alone. Sebastian could only wonder, in his confusion and horror…. Would the Lorax be able to seduce Ciel Phantomhive?
