Ashroman - Cause I got high

I was gonna capture Mewtwo

But then I got high

I was gonna use my Pikachu

But then I got high (oh yea)

I can't remember a thing and I know why!

EH HEA!!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Da da da da da daaaaa

I was gonna to go the gym

But then I got high

I had a feeling that I would win

But then I got high (no you wasn't)

I ain't gots no badges and I know why!

EH HEA!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Da da da da da daaaa

I wasn't gonna get us lost

But then I got high (yup)

Brock had to take out the gauze

Because I got high

Misty slammed me upside the head and I know why!

EH HEA!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

DA da da da da daaa da

I was gonna go beat up Team Rocket

But then I got high

I just laid on the ground and said 'fuck it'

Because I was high

They took all my pokeballs and I know why!

EH HEA!!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Da da da da da daaaaa

I wasn't gonna argue with Misty

But then I got high (hell ya)

She screamed and got real pissy

Because I got high (oh know)

Now I'm a quadriplegic and I know why!

EH HEA!!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

DAA DA DA DAA DAA!!

I screwed up my life in the end

Because I got high

I lost my pokemon and both my friends

Because I got high

Now I'll never be a pokemon master and I know why!

EH HEAAAAAAAA!!

Because I got high

Because I got high

Because I got high

Uh! DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAA

Now I'm gonna stop writing this fic

Because I'm high

I think I'm gonna be sick

Because I'm high

AND IF I DON'T GET ONE REVIEW I'LL KNOW WHY!!

EH HEAAAA!!!!

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!!



Thanks to everyone who read and screamed out the lyrics while reading, and if your getting weird looks from your family, just ignore them and keep eating your pudding. Well I'm thankful that this has got me over my writers block. And if I do say so, I think this is the best of my song parody trilogy. I really had fun writing this, and I hope you had fun reading this.

Neongene