Areana!" hollered Katerina. "I got Anetka! Ready to dig the jig?" "Yeah!" screamed Areana. "I am more ready than ever for our dugout! Anetka, are you ready?!" "Me too!" yelled Anetka. "We're good to go out and dig!" It was a bright sunny Saturday morning and Michael was slitherin' around the route near his home (Route 1). He saw his neighbor, DaeMon who likes to spy on his friends, mainly the "Dugtrio", Anetka, Areana, and Katerina. "Yo, DaeMon!" greeted Michael. "Yo, Mike!" DaeMon greeted back. "I am spying on some girl Digletts over there." "You can call me MUK because: A. I am a Grimer. B. I will eventually evolve into a MUK, and C. M, Michael, U, Ulysses, and K, Kalu are my Initials," explained Michael. "Why are you acting like a Peeking Doug?" "Um, no Peeking Dougs here!" lied DaeMon. "I am just a Diglett." So trying to escape and lie to the question, eh? thought MUK. "So, who are they?"
"Who are they?" DaeMon retorted. "They are Anetka, Areana, and Katerina of course. They play 24/7. I picked up so much info from them that I even got their phone numbers! One time I texted Areana and she was like, "Who is this?" And I said, "Areana Martel, I am watching you! You won't be standing or looking the same when I get my hands on you! When I see you, I will pick you up, throw you, and land straight on your back, breaking it! Mwahahaha!" "Are you a stalker?! Mommy! Help me! I am being stalked! This evil person wants to break my back by carrying me and throwing me up in the air, landing on my back! Ahhhh!" MUK chuckled. "That's just plain dumb!" said MUK.
"And that's not it!" continued DaeMon. "I texted Anetka too! She said, "Who is this? Are you Franchesca?" And I replied, "No, I am a stalker. I stalk everyone in the world! I watch you learn, eat, sleep, date, play, urinate, release feces…many things. Even when they use the bathroom, I stick to the ceiling and watch pee and poop flow into that toilet while you are staring off to space. I even hear the pops of the poop coming out and you groaning too when it's hard for the slop to come out. I see the suppository go into your butt when you can't poop at all. And best of all, I hear you fart explosion and the whole room smells like stinky BO. I am watching you and I will get you at the perfect moment!" And she texted back, "Well, very, very, sketchy. And who do you think you are? I am not constipated! And my poop is normal. And I don't fart loudly, or even never. And a suppository? I don't even know what that is and it sounds disgusting. And I hold a pocketknife too, so I can stab you at the right moment when you get close. People these days…they "fake out" way too much." And she deleted my contact," chuckled DaeMon loudly. "Dang!" laughed MUK hardly.
"Last but not least Katerina. I texted her, "Hey, Kit-Kat! I will stalk you to the end! Once I get Areana and Anetka, I will get you! You look meaty, so I will kidnap you, cook you, and my family will feast on you! Beware!" And she texted back, "Oh no! A stalker! I need to save them! You are so evil, you git!" "Yeah," MUK responded. "That is disturbing, evil, and creepy." "I was trying to be funny," claimed DaeMon. "But to get back on track, I've got a bad feeling about them playing 24/7 because if they stay together for 26 days of their life, they will evolve into a Dugtrio the next time they all come in contact with each other in any way, period." What! MUK thought. "Whoa! So they will be the only Dugtrio in the school. Let's give them a long name."
"Hmm, Anetkatereana," said DaeMon. "What?" asked MUK confused. "Anetkatereana," repeated DaeMon. "Oh," said MUK. "Weird, but okay. So when are they going to evolve into a Dugtrio?" "One hour unfortunately," said DaeMon sadly. "I wish I could just go out and stop them and tell them something like, 'No! Stop playing with each other unless you want to be teased about having three heads! The three of you will turn into a Dugtrio!'" MUK widened his eyes in shock after hearing that. "And yup, it is true," finished DaeMon. "Come back in an hour sharp to see what happens." "Okay," MUK replied.
MUK digs back home to pass the story. (You don't need to know what MUK told them.) One hour later, he sees DaeMon watching the three Digletts evolve into a Dugtrio. (Boy, he must have spied a lot to know when they were exactly going to evolve.) Michael joins him. "OH…MY…GOSH!" DaeMon exclaimed. "THEY'RE EVOLVING!" "WHAT…THE…HECK!" MUK exclaimed. DaeMon and MUK were breathing hard because they were shocked. "Okay! We gotta chill!" calmed DaeMon. "Yeah!" calmed MUK. "Wait a minute!" DaeMon heard faint, familiar voices. "I hear Anetkatereana!" DaeMon exclaimed. "Ugh!" growled Anetka, frantic. "What happened?" "Did I gain weight?" wondered Areana, confused. "I feel weird," claimed Katerina, dizzy. DaeMon and MUK dig and slither to the Dugtrio. "Michael, DaeMon, what are you two doing here?" asked Areana, concerned.
"Spying?" "Uh, yeah, but I need to tell you something?" answered DaeMon. "What?" wondered Areana. "So…um… don't feel embarrassed…but…each of you have gained about 23 pounds, making all of you combined weigh about 74 pow-" Katerina cut him off and started crying. "Oh…no! Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?" she cried. "How will the class react if we come in like this?" laughed Anetka. "Well, the good news is that we'll never miss each other but the bad news is that we are stuck like this forever!" Areana claimed. "Hey, speaking of that, wanna race?" "Sure!" agreed DaeMon. "I accept your challenge." "I'll lose badly, but okay," agreed MUK. "Let's go." Katerina still was crying. "Waaahh!" cried Katerina. "Come on, Duglett," said Areana, trying to make Katerina feel better. "Feel better." "Okay, I…am…ready for the race," sniffed Katerina. "Okay, ready, set, go!" The race began immediately.
The Dugtrio zoomed in first place at 100 km/h while DaeMon dug at 70 km/h and MUK slithered at only 5 km/h. "Yes! We won!" cheered Areana. "We may be hefty, but we are mighty fast and MUK, you slither slower than a Slakoth can walk!" I need to get stronger and faster, better than a Dugtrio can dig and attack! thought DaeMon. "Fine! Rematch next week." "Not fair!" yelled MUK. "I can't move very fast!" "Too bad, I'm glad!" teased Areana. "Hey, Areana!" yelled Katerina. You don't say things like that to boy Pokémon it is really offensive, so don't brag!" "Yeah, don't brag," agreed Anetka. "How 'bout a battle of strength?" requested Areana. Now she's just testing the poor Pokémon, thought Anetka. "Sure," answered DaeMon. "I am already tired out from the race a moment ago, but okay," "Okay!" confirmed Areana. "Prepare for battle! So…"
"I used Dig! Come on guys! Dig in 3…2…1…" The Dugtrio dug deep into the ground. "Uh-oh!" alerted DaeMon. "We gotta dig away! Come on, MUK!" "Uh-oh!" copied MUK, annoyed. "A bit slow here!" MUK was in trouble because ground type moves were supe-effective against poison-type Pokémon. He tried to escape with DaeMon, but he was too sluggish. MUK tried to slowly slither away while DaeMon zoomed away. The Dugtrio was about to uppercut MUK, until Irene, an agile Taillow swan-dived into the ground, inflicting damage on Areana. "Ow! I…feel…faint…I…surrender…" said Areana faintly. Areana fell unconscious. "So, I had to save you, eh?" Irene said to MUK. It looked like MUK was looking at Irene, staring at her, falling in love with her. "Yeah?" said MUK like as if he was dreaming. Irene's best friend, another Taillow named Lauren, swooped down to the ground next to her. "Look at this; I had to save a boy Grimer, wow…" whispered Irene. Irene touched MUK with her prized feathers. "Eww! My feathers! He's slimy too…" "How embarrassing…he couldn't even do a thing…," said Lauren, looking at MUK grimly. "Ah…" MUK falls on the ground in relief and love, losing consciousness. "Grimers are stupid!" blurted Lauren.
