Blue: a bunch of Warrior one shots that mainly have nothing to do with each other (I changed the third kits name to Mosskit and i know he's a guy but pretend he's a girl here...)

--1: I am your Father--

--Somewhere in silverpelt--

"Oakheart I am your father." Stonefur dramatically mewed.

Oakheart and Bluestar laughed at the RiverClan warriors antics.

Stonefur huffed and grumbled, "What I'm serious."

"Should we tell him?" Oakheart asked Bluestar.

"It's the right thing to do." Bluestar responded.

"No Stonefur, I am your father." Oakheart meowed in a booming voice.

"What that's impossible!" Stonefur gasped.

"You see, one day Bluestar and I got so high on catnip that we-" Oakheart started to explain.

"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!" Spottedleaf interrupted.

"…. Mommy? Daddy? Well I've got news for you I'm not your son I'm your daughter!!" Stonefur meowed.

"Mistyfoot?!" Bluestar gasped.

Stonefur flicked his/her tail and mewed "No, I'm the third kit the one that died by the river."

"Then wouldn't you still be a kit?" Oakheart mussed.

"No, Stonekit died by the river." Stonefur growled

"It was always impossible to tell you three apart." an embarrassed Bluestar mumbled.

"Wait. So you're really Mosskit?" Oakheart stated.

Stonefur froze it was something he never tought of before the he admitted, "I guess I am… never really thought of it that way…"

"I told you guys I wasn't a girl!" Mosskit hissed annoyedly.

"Sounds like some renaming is in order Mosskit is now Stonekit and Stonefur is now Mossfur." Bluestar meowed in her leader's tone.

"That's confusing…" Mossfur mussed.

"You said it sista!" Stonekit agreed.

--End Chapter--

Blue: this was inspired by College Saga

Disclaimer: Blue doesn't own Warriors or College Saga