Max's Strange Dream of Dancing Waffles and Body Snatching

A/N: not much to say other than this idea came to me late at night so if it doesn't make a whole lot of sense, that's why.

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Gazzy and Angel walked up to Max with big grins on their faces.

'Oh no, this means trouble.' Max thought.

"Max?" they chorused.

"Can we make Dancing Waffles with Iggy?" Angel asked sweetly and Gazzy nodded. Max smiled.

"Sure guys. By the way, have you seen Fang?"

"He's out in the front yard with Ella." Gazzy called over his shoulder as he followed his sister to the kitchen.

"With Ella? Huh, interesting." Max muttered to herself as she headed out the Martinez's front door to find Fang.

"Fang!" she called into the yard.

"The little kids and Iggy are making Dancing Waffles. You want to place your bet? I'm saying a dollar on Disco Waffles." she walked further into the yard and found Fang and Ella, looking very snugly.

"FANG! ELLA! Get offa each other NOW!" Max looked horrified. Fang Stood and stared at his feet. Ella got up and began laughing menacingly.

"Sorry Maximum. You know I just like pushing your buttons once in a while."

'Wait... that's not Ella's voice!' Max thought.

"Voice!?" More horrified looks, this time shared by Fang.

"Yeah. I got tired of your brain. Too chaotic. So I took over Ella's body. It's actually kinda fun." the voice mused. Max stared at the body of her only human friend , jaw working but not forming any words. Fang was stuck in a similar state of mute. Just as the words were forming on Max's tongue, a waffle ran out onto the lawn and Ella/ the Voice, ran away.

"You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooooth criminal" the Waffle sang as it did the Moonwalk.

"I win! Pay up Max!" Fang shouted.

"You didn't bet!" Max exclaimed.

"Yes I did. I said a dollar on Michael Jackson Waffles."

"No you didn't."

"Oh... well I didn't say Disco, so you still lose." Fang sounded very childish. Max wondered if it had anything to do with a mysterious bump on his head.

"Fine! But that doesn't mean you win, or that I pay you." Max said sternly, shaking her finger at him, as the waffle carried on.

"Annie, you OK? You OK? You Ok, Annie?"

Fang looked dejected and puffed out his lower lip in a puppy dog frown. Abruptly, he sat down and ate the waffle.

Max sat up and looked around .

"Huh? This isn't Ella's house... it's a ... tree?" she rubbed her forehead.

"Max?"

Max fell out of the tree in surprise. She looked up into the smiling faces of Angel and Gazzy.

"We brought you some waffles." they chimed. Max blinked, then sighed and began munching a waffle.

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A/N: ok so don't kill me... this is the product of a sleep deprived mind on a sugar high. iIeven cut out most of the stupid parts, so be happy. Also know that I am not all that great with comedy, but I love it, so bear with me. Reviews welcome.

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