Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo
An Inuyasha Fanfiction by
Tea Party Hell © Productions
Part 1 Prelude to The Sunset Kiss
There was Kagome, just a-walking down the street singing 'doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo'. She was snapping her fingers and her nearly prepubescent unrealistically large boobs were bouncin' high, singing 'doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo'. She looked stupid. She looked retarded. She looked stupid, looked retarded, such a bimbo, it blew Inuyasha's mind.
NARRATOR: Oh, whoops. Sorry. I need to stop thinking in lyrics. The point is, Kagome 's walking down the street, and I'm watching her like a stalker behind some bushes. Now I wouldn't normally do this, but the reason why I'm here is that Inuyasha is across the street, and seems to be drooling for her. I want to see what kind of Lifetime corny moment they're going to have in a few moments.
So anyway, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining. Birds are chirping, crickets gathering, and Inuyasha has just started to saunter across the street and join her. They continue to walk. Kagome doesn't seem to notice. I adjust my binoculars.
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Sorry about that. I turned the camera off. I kept waiting for them to interact, but Kagome carried on obliviously for about five minutes before she noticed him and finally stopped. She gasps like she's having an orgasm. "Inuyasha! Inuyasha! Inuyasha!" She continues on like a broken record. "Inuyasha!-" Inuyasha then kicks her in the shin like a snack dispenser and she stops abruptly and jerkily turns her head around a few times. "Oh! Hello Inuyasha."
"Hi." Inuyasha says. He looks a tad nervous. He has his eyes averted to the sidewalk below his steps, his hair falls down, perhaps to cover his pink face. Kagome smiles and tries to look up to the blue sky but acknowledges, with pain, that there is a sun in that blue sky, and it's burning her eyes. She turns back to Inuyasha.
"So why're you here?"
"I just…felt like coming up the well to see you. That's all." Inuyasha mumbles. Kagome seems very pleased with this comment.
"Awww…that's so sweet, Inuyasha. Did you miss me?" At this, he mutters incoherently and spits out some sort of retort that's supposed to mean "no" and further establish his need to hide his feelings. But as I said, Kagome's rather oblivious, so she doesn't really catch on to the fact that he didn't mean it. Her eyes solemnly return to the path ahead until the two stop at the front of her house. They say nothing as the trees sway in a warm gentle wind. Inuyasha's hair and red sleeves slightly shift back and forth to his sides.
"Well, I guess I'd better go now." She clutches tighter to her books. "I have a lot of homework to do." Just as she takes her first steps, Inuyasha's hand slightly extends from his side.
"Wait."
NARRATOR: Oh! This is too good to miss. I'm gonna have to go skid across the grass and get a closer look.
I tread behind a nearby bush and swiftly move along until I'm adjacent to a large tree at the right end of the yard.
NARRATOR: Okay, this is better. Yeah they're still having that suspenseful silence.
