Ages:
Huey- 15
Riley- 14
Grandad- (who knows)
Caesar- 15
Jazmine- 15
Cindy- 14
Ed- 27
Rummy- 27
The age of other characters doesn't really matter
It was a perfect day in Woodcrest. Birds were singing, Cindy's on the B-ball court, and Jazmine was having another tea party with her parents and some stuffed animals. All was well, except in the Freeman household.
"Oww, Grandad!" Riley and Huey could be heard getting their ass whooped from miles away. The house was a mess. There were broken lamps, blood, BB pellets, and pieces of nunchuks all over the floor. So it's easy to expect that Riley and Huey had a violent fight. Grandad slowly pulled his belt off and started to speak.
"Now I'm gonna give y'all 5 minutes each to tell me what the hell happened to my house! Huey, you first."
"Now Grandad, I was just calmly reading my book until Riley challenged me to a game of basketball on the Playstation. Obviously I won…"
"Now hold up, nigga, don't lie !"
BAM! And right there Riley got hit with the metal part of the belt. "Now shut your mouth and let your brother talk."
"Bitch ass nigga", Riley whispered quietly. Grandad didn't hear him.
Huey ignored the comment and began again, "As I was saying, I won, and Riley challenged for a rematch, in which I won again. We played again and this time he won, but by plugging out my controller at the last second."
"Heh, heh…" Riley laughed a little until… BAM! Grandad gave him another smack.
"Boy, Didn't I teach you not to cheat?"
"Grumpy old nigga", Riley whispered again, but this time Grandad heard him and smacked him again.
"Don't worry Grandad", Huey said, "I'm almost done. So we played again, but this time, we bet…."
BAM! This time Huey got smacked. "What was that for?"
"No gambling in my house, didn't I tell you that?"
"No you didn't!"
"Well now I did. Please continue:"
"So we bet his Thugnificient chain against my Public Enemy shirt. He tried the same thing, but this time, I quickly plugged in the wireless and unplugged his controller, so I won and took his chain. I planned on giving it back to him, but he kept on complaining about how I cheated when he cheated first. So I sold it to Caesar when he came over. He noticed I didn't have it, and when I told him, he shot me with BB pellets, which started this whole fight."
"Now that you heard this lie, let me tell you the real story", Riley started. He basically told the exactly same story, except this time with more slang, more expletives, more whoopings for the expletives, and leaving out the part where he unplugged the controller twice.
"So who do you believe, me, or the bitch ass nigga?"
After giving Riley a whooping for the expletive, Grandad was thinking of a suitable punishment/ass whooping. Then, for some reason, Grandad put on a twisted smile.
"Grandad, what are you going to do to us?" Huey said, feeling afraid for his well being.
"Don't let him scare you, he's playing old-man-mind-games" Riley reassured his brother
"How do you know?"
"Because I keep my mental mind extra secure, but you too naieve, nigga. He's playin some kind of psychology, but in reverse. He's tryin to make us look like he's crazy. Like he got some plan, like Stinkmeaner did when Grandad (Riley laughs a little) missed that punch…" Riley couldn't hold it and started laughing, so we'll just give a flashback
Flashback
Bitch ass, ragged ass, punk ass, bitch ass nyuka!
Flashback end
Grandad chuckled a bit then addressed them.
"No punishment, and I'll hire a housekeeper to clean this, I got something else in mind."
By now Huey kind of knew Grandad was planning something and Riley started thnking of how to breaking out of the room when Grandad grounds them. Grandad was actually nice to them for the rest of the day; nicer than he's ever been to them. Huey and Riley went to sleep and totally forgot about their fight with Grandad. It wasn't until they woke up when they got worried.
"*Yawn*. Riley, wake up for school. Riley? What the… RILEY, WAKE UP. WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Grandad finally pulled off the ultimate punishment. He handcuffed them together! They were both wearing a shirt that said: I LOVE MY BIG BRO and I LOVE MY LITTLE BRO respectively. Now it would seem like they could take it off, but Grandad somehow pierced Chinese rings in both of their shirts, linking them together. Grandad watched in sick delight as Huey saw the result of his plan.
"Now y'all will never mess up this house again, right?
"Grandad, I'm sorry, and I'll never do it again.
" I know, that's why you're going to school like that too-"
" Aw, please don't Grandad! I'll clean the house a month, just please don't-"
But it was too late to make peace, as Riley woke up to this horror.
"What the… AW HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
