Justice for All

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana, Leon/Crisis, and Lance/Diablos. L1701E owns Kid Razor and Sonic Blue.

Chapter 1: Unified Front

Leon Maxwell, the former Avenger known as Crisis, was now standing in the middle of the Watchtower, with his Avengers' teammates at his side. Nick Fury was also present, as they had come to the Justice League reality thanks to the Monitor's inter-dimensional transporter beams. There were three teams of Avengers; Dr. Strange's team of himself, Luke Cage, Echo, Iron Fist, Spider-man, and Jewel; Nick Fury's team of Bucky Captain America, Black Widow, and Falcon, and Crisis' team of himself, Hercules, Firebird, Jocasta, Joker's Daughter, Yellow Jacket, Sersi, Sonic Blue, and Kid Razor. They were greeted by the seven founders, Persiana, Queen Hippolyta, Miss Marvel, Wonder Man, Tigra, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, and Guy Gardner.

Farrah was in shock to see her first love return. She remembered the last time he left, and it was heartbreaking for her. She wiped a tear and almost whispered,

"Leon? Is that really you?"

The red-eyed Avenger said,

"Hey, Farrah. It's been a while."

At this, the heroine ran to her former lover,

"You're back! You're really, really back!"
She hugged him tightly, weeping Leon was back.

Kid Razor looked around,

"So, when is the Kid of Rock getting introduced?"

Farrah looked and noticed the other Avengers in the room. Her heart stopped and tensed when she saw Yellow Jacket in the room. She immediately roared,

"YOU BASTARD!"
She jumped from Crisis all the way across to Yellow Jacket. The insect Avenger raised his hands up,

"Now, Farrah, calm down-."

Too late as the lioness pounced on Hank, shouting,

"YOU'RE DEAD!"
The two began rolling around on the floor. Leon groaned,

"This is what I don't need now. Somebody, help me break them up."

Unfortunately, things only escalated from there, as Kid Razor took one look at Wonder Woman and grinned,

"Well, hello, hot stuff!"

He jumped on his guitar and sailed over to her, knocking Batman across the hall way and into a wall. The Dark Knight groaned and growled as he got up.

Kid Razor lowered his glasses as he looked at Wonder Woman,

"So, are you a stripper, and do you do birthday parties?"

Diana was stunned,

"How dare you!"

Razor continued,

"Oh, the Kid of Rock gets it. You were already in the middle of a lap dance with your boyfriend."

He added, wiggling his eyebrows,

"So, tell the Kid of Rock; do you charge extra for splits?"

This earned him a near miss by Wonder Woman. Diana had never been more insulted in her life. Hippolyta was also not as thrilled,

"Vile man."

Diana nodded,

"I could not agree more, mother."

Razor blinked and looked at the blonde queen. He could not help himself,

"Hey, Granny. How's life in the old days?"

Hippolyta yelled,

"I will kill you for insulting me!"

Razor dodged another attack, seemingly unfazed,

"What are you gonna do, Grandma; stab the Jukebox Hero with your knitting needles? The Kid of Rock can just hear it now; the 'In my day' speeches!"

Hercules decided to step in,

"Razor, quit your besmirching of these fair maidens."

Hippolyta took one look at the Prince of Power and roared,

"DIE!"
She tackled him, a brawl breaking out.

Leon could only watch as the teams that have met up reduced themselves to squabbling three year olds fighting over toys. Everyone was fighting everyone; Tigra joined the brawl with Yellow Jacket and Persiana, Iron Fist knocked out Guy Gardner, Sonic Blue and Flash were having a speed race, and a speed fight, and, for some weird reason, Jewel got into a fight with Hawkgirl.

Fury looked on,

"What do you want to do now?"

Crisis shook his head,

"You know, I expected something like this to happen. I really did, and this is not the precognition talking."

He rubbed the bridge of his nose,

"The entire multi-verse is at stake, and these idiots have nothing better to do than to kill each other. That's it; I'm going to do to put a stop to this by doing the one thing I hoped never to do again."

He called the Monitor,

"It's me. I need you to transport something here for me."

In a few moments, two small cases had materialized in front of the red-eyed swordsman. He opened one took out an air horn. In the other, there was a megaphone. Fury blinked,

"I know where this is going."

Miss Marvel noticed what the red-eyed hero was doing and swallowed nervously,

"Please, Leon. Don't do this."

Leon shook his head,

"Sorry, Carol. I don't have a choice."

He got the two items in position.

Crisis waited until the count of three and let loose a loud noise. Instantly, everyone covered their ears. Jocasta had to shut off her audio receivers to bear the noise.

Persiana finally made her way to Leon and, snatching the megaphone and air horn, slammed them hard against the wall. She glared menacingly,

"Don't you EVER do that again!"

Crisis looked at her apologetically,

"I'm sorry."

Fury chomped on his cigar, grunting,

"These morons got nothing better to do if all they do is complain!"

Superman looked at the one-eyed former head of SHIELD,

"Just what is that supposed to mean!"

Fury poked his finger in the Man of Steel's chest,

"Let me tell you something, Eagle Scout. I ain't got the time or the patience to deal with your temper tantrums. We got intel you need to hear. So, tell your team to knock it off and listen to what we gotta say. Got it? We didn't come all this way just to see which person can beat each other's backside!"

Silence filled the room. Everyone seemed to be stunned quiet as the old solider barked orders.

However, that silence was not to last long, as Kid Razor broke it. He said,

"So, Tigra…do you still shag like a minx?" (1)

And, thus, the fighting resumed.

Next Chapter:

The Situation unfolds as Fury and Crisis explain what's been happening, and the Crime Syndikate and Dark Avengers make a move! Find out more, next time!

(1) Read L1701E's Uncanny Kid Razor for the Origin of this quote.