Sanuso is the best

Sanji loves Usopp

Usopp loves Sanji

they are gonna get married.

But then Sanji realizes he loves Zoro

But he did that when he was drunk

Zoro loved sake

Usopp cried

Sanji cried

Sanji appologized to Usopp

They kissed

Zoro married Sake

Nami married Vivi

Robin married Franky

Brook wrote songs for the event

Zoro got alcoholpoisioned

Chopped had to save him

Usopp died of cancer

So then Sanji marries Zoro

But Zoro was cheating on him with Mr. Sake

So Sanji attempted suicide and jumped off a cliff

Zoro realized that he loved Sanji and stabbed himself in the heart with a sword

He ded

Sanji and Usopp get married in hell

And then Zoro came and appologized to Sanji

They became a polygamy relationship

Nami and Vivi where the bridesmaids

Zoro died again. He drank too much on their honeymoon

Sanji and Usopp cried.