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Disclaimer: As much as I'd like to, I don't own Outlaw Star or it's characters
Story By: Anime Chick (a.k.a. AC)
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AC: Okay! Today the OSL crew are going to install a pool of whipped cream for these people who are really cheese pirates in disguise, and then they attack with their-

Gene: Why can't we do something NORMAL for a change? I'm sick of your dumb stories!

AC: Hey! I'm the writer here! I decide what you're gonna do!

Gene: If I'm not mistaken, in the first line of this story, or your 'disclaimer' you clearly stated that you do not own me. So haha!

Jim: Stop trying to act smart, Gene.

Gene: Shut up!

AC: QUIET! Anyways, the cheese pirates attack with their ball point pens of doom and-

Gene: WHY CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING NORMAL FOR A CHANGE??!!

Aisha: I actually have to *wince* agree with Gene on that one. Your story's pretty pathetic.

Gene: Was that meant to be offensive?!

Suzuka: *sips her tea*

AC: Um...well...I guess I could let you guys write the story...just this once, okay?

Gene: YES!!!

Jim: Oh no...

AC: *sweatdrops* Okaaay then...*sigh*...go ahead...

Aisha: YAY! It starts off when we're all in the living room playing on a Sega Dreamcast!

Gene: NO! We're at a night club! You know, the ones with the girls that come up to you and-

Aisha: We're playing video games!!

Gene: We're at a night club!

Aisha: We are PLAYING on the FREAKIN Sega DREAMCAST!

Gene: That's not fair! We have to be at a night club!!

Aisha: WE'RE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!

Gene: WE'RE AT A NIGHT CLUB!

Jim : SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Let's compromise! Sheeh...let's say we're...at a night club playing video games!

Gene: Fine. Grrrr....

Aisha: Fine. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Suzuka: I'll bring my own tea, thank you! I refuse to drink those horrid substances you do, Gene.

Gene: Will you all shut up? Just let me tell the story!

Aisha: So, we're playing video games, and I kick your butts! HAH! I then become the game master! Of coarse, being a highly respected Ctarl Ctarl of the Ctarl Ctarl Empire, I would be even more great and-

Suzuka: And your adoring fans would carry you off and we'd never see you again.

Aisha: Hey!! That's not fair! *little men come and carry Aisha away chanting her name* NO! LEMME GO! YOU'LL SEE THE TRUE WRATH OF THE CTARL CTARL ONE DAY! I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! I'LL REMEMBER THIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!

Gene: Thank god she's gone. Anyways, so I meet this reeeeeeeeaaaaaally hot girl and she comes up to me and-

Jim: She slaps you in the face!

Gene: NO! *the girl slaps him in the face* Owww! Hey, what was that for?

Random Girl 1: For being a dumbass

Gene: WHAT?

Jim: Hahahaha!

Gene: You IDIOT! JIM!

Jim: I couldn't help myself. I have a say in this story too!

Suzuka: I think we should let Melfina have a try.

Melfina: I...you mean...me?

Suzuka: Yes, that's right.

Jim: Go ahead, Mel!

Melfina: Well...how about we go swimming?

**Everyone is suddenly magically transported to a private pool and is somehow in their swimming suits**

Jim: Wow! Let's go swimming!

**Everyone jumps into the pool as starts splashing around**

Melfina: Yay!

Suzuka: *Uses Gene as a spring board, jumping into the hair and knocking him underwater*

Gene: *coughs* *chokes* Suzuka! What the hell?

Suzuka: Spurr of the moment thing. I couldn't resist.

Jim: Haha!

Gene: SHUT UP!

AC: This story really hasn't gone anywhere...are you guys sure you can handle this?

All: YES!

AC: Grrr...

Gene: Don't interfere! Or this story's gonna suck, just like all your pathetic fanfiction!

AC: WHAT did you say???!

Jim: Now you've done it, Gene. *backs away*

AC: WHAT DID YOU SAY????!!!!!

Gene: I said...I said your fanfiction sucks! So ha!

AC: Sucky fanfiction? SUCKY FANFICTION?!! I'LL SHOW YOU SUCKY FANFICTION!! HAHAHA!

**All of a sudden everyone appears on the set of the Weakest Link**

Gene: Let us alone!!!

AC: HAHAHA! I am your host! Anime Chiiiiick!

Crowd: Yay!

AC: It's time to vote off...THEWEAKESTLINK!

**Lights dim as everyone starts writing on their little podium things**

Background Voice Person: Statistically, Suzuka is the strongest link. She answered all her questions correctly. Gene is currently the weakest link. He has never answered a question correctly in his life.

AC: Who here's stupider than my *gives Gene the evil eye* good friend Gene Starwind? Gene I do believe your knowledge is lower than the stars!

Crowd: Haha!

AC: PLEASE UNCOVER THE FREAKING VOTES!!!!

Suzuka: Gene.

Jim: Gene.

Melfina: Undecided.

Gene: Anime Chick.

AC: Um...Mel why didn't you vote?

Melfina: I couldn't decided!!

AC: Um...okaaay. Gene you can't vote for me. I'm the damn host!

Gene: You don't control me! HAHA!

AC: Sorry Gene, with two votes you have been voted out of the story. Goodbye!

Gene: NO! THAT'S NOT FAIR!! NOOOOOOOOOOO- *disappears in a poof of smoke*

AC: HAHAHA!

Jim: Can we go home now?

Melfina: I'm hungry...

Suzuka: *sips her tea*

AC: We aren't DONE YET!!!

Jim: *backs away*

Suzuka: *siiiiip*

**Everyone suddenly falls into a swimming pool full of whipped cream**

Jim: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO I HAAAAAATEEEEE WWWWHIIIIPPPPEDDD CREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!! *gurgles and chokes*

AC: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR RUINING MY STORY!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Gene: AAAAGGH! JIM NOOO!

Jim: Gene, SHUT UP!

Gene: Wha...? *opens his eyes* Oh my god it was only a dream! Thank god it was only a dream! ...Jim? What's that in your hair??

Jim: *Puts his hand up to his head and samples what is on top* I don't know...it's really weird...but I think it's whipped cream!

Gene: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The End...or was it?

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Hehe, you're probably all afraid of me now, but this was just another flare of bordom. Writter's block is a serious thing people, and sometimes you loose your sanity over it...so please kindly let me know if you find mine! It seems to have slipped my mind...