Okay… so this is a English asighment that I thought I'd post. I don't own Firefly. Sorry for any mistakes.

Setting: Serenity

River: Simon, the captin says you 'n Kaylee are gonna get married.

Simon: What!

River: He says you and Kaylee are gonna get married. Jayne's gotta pay him five platinum when you do.

Simon: River, I haven't…. no, we're not…

River: Yes, you are. You're gonna get married in a year, Kaylee's gonna put lights in you're cabin, I'll knit!

Simon: River, you don't need to knit. You have other talents, like being a genius, dancing, art, music.

River: But I made you a scarf!

Simon: River- oh, thanks- I haven't asked her to marry me.

River: She will. She's got the ring, it's her fathers. If you don't ask in the month, then she will. You need to hurry. Find a ring. I got one… in my bunk.

Simon: river, I don't need a ring… River! Wait up.

River: Here. I got it from Inara, she said I'd need it sometime to give to someone I love.

Simon: River… I think she ment that for you to keep. I have a ring –I was actually going to ask her later.

River: I know.

Simon: Now?

River: No other time!

Simon: All right.

River: It looks like the lights! Kaylee's gonna love it!

Simon: You think she will?

River: I know she will.

Simon: Whow.

River: She's in the kitchen.

Simon: Okay. I'm going.

River: Screw your courage to the sticking place!

Simon: What?

River: Go!

Simon: Um, Kaylee?

Kaylee: Yeah?

Simon: Will you marry me?

Kaylee: I- I think that'd be shiny.

Cut!