A/N: The story is completely rewritten. It's been long since I've updated this piece.
To my dearest cousin who never stopped bothering me to update: Consider this as a Christmas present. I'm never giving you anything this year.
Six fluorescent bulbs appear
Haruhi's day is as bad as usual. Tamaki practiced doing his "puppy eyes", to the point where Haruhi wondered if she'd be able to resist them anymore. The twins were doing their "homo" skit somewhere that she could not understand. Honey-senpai devoured a cake together with Mori-senpai. And it's been five minutes since Kyoya had been glaring at her from a distance because she broke a cup.
Suddenly, the doors of the third music room opened. Everybody's heads turned and all of them saw a girl with long brown hair and has a pair of big, brown eyes. She wore a simple white dress and a pair of boots. Everybody watched her in silence as she ran across the room and gave Haruhi a big hug, the force of it so fierce Haruhi found it hard to continue standing. Both of the girls lost their balance and fell down. Everybody reacted differently as soon as they saw Haruhi and the girl's position.
"Haruhi! I heard from Uncle Ranka that you were-!" The twins, being the first ones to unfreeze, put their hands on Hanabi's mouth. Tamaki guided all of their clients out of the music room (promising that he will never forget their eternal beauty even if they were far away from him). Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai continued eating in a corner. It was their normal routine whenever someone found out what Haruhi is doing
Kyoya-senpai offered a seat to Hanabi. "So, you're Haruhi's cousin"
"Yeah!"
Kyoya adjusted his loose glasses absentmindedly. "I see."
First bulb lights up
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"Oh, okay! So that's why.." Hanabi said, looking at Haruhi slyly. "It's a reverse harem."
All of the boys looked at her in shock.
"My name is Hanabi Fujioka, 15, and currently available. I am Haruhi's cousin."
Honey-senpai jumped unto her lap. "~you look so much like Haru-chan~!"
"Really?" Hanabi beamed at him. "WOW! That's a really cute bunny!"
Second fluorescent bulb lights up
"His name is Usa-chan~!"
"Now that you mentioned it.." Kaoru said.
All except Haruhi leaned in closer to get a good view.
"You do look-"Kaoru started.
"-a lot like each other."Hikaru finished. Kyoya-senpai cleaned his glasses and put them on again. "Are you sure you're not twins, Haruhi?" he said.
"No, definitely not." Haruhi said.
"Looks like we've got another set of twins here at the host club." Hikaru said with a smile. "Hanabi-chan, you wouldn't mind cross dressing, would you?"
"But I'm-" Hanabi's mouth was covered by the hands of Haruhi. The cross dressing host whispered something in Hanabi's ear and then pulled away immediately.
"Haruhi, what's with the red face?" Mori said, noticing Haruhi's anxious expression.
"No, nothing."
Hanabi ghosted closer to Haruhi and whispered loudly to her ear that everybody could hear her. "So, which one of them is your boyfriend?"
Haruhi looked at all of them grudgingly and said: "I'll never take one of them."
After that, Tamaki retreated to his "special corner of princely sadness".
"Hmm..I guess I'm free to choose."
"Please do as you like," Haruhi said without concern. The other hosts fidgeted uneasily. Kyoya, in the other hand, was writing something in his clipboard like the situation didn't matter to him. Hanabi grabbed their faces, one after the other, and looked at them closely.
"Hmm..too identical. Too cute. Stone face. Nerd." Hanabi grumbled, her voice getting louder as she rejected each Host.
Then she approached Tamaki in his corner and eyed him closely.
"You're the one!" Hanabi exclaimed. Haruhi snorted while all of the other hosts froze. Hanabi lifted Tamaki with both arms and hugged him.
"She's almost like Renge in Haruhi's body." Kyoya chuckled menacingly.
"Tama-chan, you two-timer!" Honey-senpai was about to attack Tamaki but Mori-senpai held him back.
"HELP MEEE!" Tamaki held out a hand to his unconcerned subordinates. "MOMMY!"
"TUG-OF-WAR!" The twins, being the first ones to feel pity, said in unison. Tamaki immediately regretted asking help from them. Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai regrouped and held Tamaki's feet while Hanabi dominated his upper body. With one big pull, the male hosts let go (all part of the plan) of Tamaki's feet before they stumbled forward. Tamaki sailed over Hanabi and his lips accidentally met hers.
Third Fluorescent bulb lights up
"Congratulations, newlyweds!" Hikaru and Kaoru suddenly had a bell and a bucket full of confetti with them.
Haruhi groaned.
Kyoya-senpai stood beside her. "This should be interesting."
"Let me guess, you're the first to find out?"
"No, I didn't simply find out. I knew all along." Kyoya-senpai chuckled.
You might be wondering why this chapter is too quiet. Meaning, Tamaki doesn't bicker a lot. I think you'll find out why in the next chapter.
Special thanks to Violete Abilene
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran high school host club.
