Here is Dylan's perspective as he turns into a cow.

Dylan was a cool kid, he liked playing video games on his iPad, Xbox, and computer. It all started the day he took a trip to the County Fair. That day, he tripped and fell, then a cow landed on top of him (like in Monty Python). Something changed that day, like not only did he get put in a full body cast for over a month, but he also felt something on the inside.

Dylan's appearance started to change. One day, his belly transformed into an udder with four milking nipples. It started to get in the way of everyday life. It was clumsy as he walked, and it felt weird between his legs. It started to grow; instead of fitting it under his shirt, he had to try and tuck it in to conceal the evidence of the cow traits.

A few days later, he was a full grown male cow; complete with an udder, tail, and spots. He couldn't hide it anymore; none of his clothes fit him, and he had to walk on all fours. He was later sent away to a farm. The farmer greeted him and saw his large udder.

"You look like you need a milking boy!" The farmer said with enthusiasm.

Dylan stuck his tongue out and wagged his tail like a dog anxiously. He had never been milked before, but the pressure building on his udder was uncomfortable.

The farmer led him into a barn where a machine stood before them. It read, "Milk Maid 2000 Pro." Dylan was confused.

"Where's the bucket?" He thought to himself.

The farmer then took a suction device, and attached it to Dylan's four udders. Then the farmer turned a dial on the machine to start the suction.

"Just wait right here," The farmer said, "I'm just gonna get you a snack."

Dylan was excited, he then turned the dial on the machine until the suction was on high. Then it started to feel… well, not so good anymore.

Dylan's udder now started to feel like it was on fire. This intense milking was not good.

He mooed comfortably as the machine sucked the milk from his udders. Then the suction, got out of hand. He thought about his time playing video games to see if he could use those talents at this time of crisis. He looked around for a gun, but realized that he was a) on a dairy farm and b) a cow. He realized that video games were not going to help. He tried to turn the dial again, but the suckling action kept going. Harder and harder, faster and faster. Milk was flowing right out of his udder through the long hose. His belly was shaking from the vigorous motions of the machine. His four stomachs ached in pain. He tried pulling the suction cups off, but it wouldn't budge.

Suddenly, the farmer entered the barn with some chocolate covered hay. He saw Dylan curled up in the corner, and passed out. He was all skinny and his ribs were showing. His udder was dry and shriveled up. That was obviously the last time he would use the milking machine.