Yes, somewhere far, far away there was a girl. This girl lived on a mostly blue but slightly green planet called Mars. No, I am not talking about the red one, I am talking about the mostly blue but slightly green one in a completely different galaxy than the red one. You see, this galaxy is called Large Magellanic Cloud, also called LMC. Now, LMC was in fact the third galaxy ever created. The first is called Phoenix Dwarf Irregular G, also known as PDIG. It is known as PDIG because it is the acronym for the words Phoenix Dwarf Irregular G, but mostly because it is fun to say PDIG.
However, the galaxy that out story will take place in is called LMC, and it will take place on the planet Mars. It is a complicated thing, these galaxies, because even though PDIG was the first galaxy that ever appeared, (it appeared out of nowhere I might add) all the galaxies in the universe are modeled after LMC, which would explain for the previous confusion of blue Mars and red Mars. Two totally different planets named mars. Our story begins on the blue one in the galaxy LMC.
"You know," Mara
