Please note that all of these stories aren't supposed to be "creative" or "intelligent". Only myself (Shana) and the other one on this account (Rachael) will understand these, and take in the humour in the situations. Shush pl0x!!~`1 Another thing... I have to write all this on WordPad and I'm not sure how the format is going to work out so bear with me!!

Much Love, Shana~

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Shana

Age: 15

Birthday: October 14th, 1993

Height: 5'3"

Eyes: ...they change...but we'll say blue...

Hair(currently): red [maroonish] with long black extensions

Shana is a very stupid, but fun person. She is loud, annoying, and stands out. Her hair colour changes every 2 weeks. She wears alot of black makeup and pale coverup. 00 spacers, snakebites, and a nose ring are her piercings. As well as tattoos on her collarbones; a tiny angel wing, and a tiny bat wing.

Rachael

Age: 16

Birthday: June 9th, 1992

Height: 5'6"

Eyes: blue

Hair: brown, shoulder length

Rachael is a shy, smart, and funny person - the cousin of Shana. Her outfits mostly consist of black and red. Her main one is a black skirt and red shirt, but in many variations. Most of the time, her and Shana are together doing stupid things. Currently, she has no piercings or tattoos, but that may change ;3

Friday, November 21st, 2008.

2:13PM.

"God dammit Rachael, what the hell is this?"

"Stupid it's a kidney, now take it out with the tweezers..."

Shana blinked, nodded, then proceeded to take out the frogs kidney. Clearly, it was still school hours and Rachael and Shana were in biology. How Shana made it into grade 11 biology, we do not know. But sometimes it's better to not ask questions and simply assume the best. It was their only class together anyways - which kinda sucked because they had a shitload of fun together.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET IT OFF!!" Shana had dropped the kidney on her shoe. By instinct, she flicked her foot and it shot to the front of the room.

"You know, I could have kinda predicted that would happen..." Rachael said while laughing a bit.

Luckily, the teacher wasn't in the room, but it didn't stop the stuck up assholes from commenting; no doubt. There was a...being...in the back. Not a human, but a hedgehog. The students (and the world) had already adapted to this odd state. He wasn't the only one though, but we'll get into that a bit later.

"Hn, stop fucking around and act more your age..." the black and red hedgehog spoke.

Of course, Shana turned around stuck her tongue out while pulling her cheeks. It made the others laugh, but only angered Shadow to a further extent. Quickly he stood up and planted his hands on the table. The entire class went silent and stared between Shana and Shadow. Rachael made a hat out of paper and hid under the desk, though kept her eyes visible to watch what would happen.

The silence made Shana uncomfortable, so she returned her face to normal and used her tongue to fondle her lip ring. She knew this Shadow guy could be a real dickwad. They had never really...chatted though - other than asking small questions or him telling Shana to shut up. It was odd though, considering he was on the bus with Rachael and Shana. Anyways...

"Watchu gon' do?! Pull out them DIEMUNDZ!?"

Rachael cracked up and tried muffling the laughs with her hands, though her face was turning red and her eyes shiny from water.

"As a matter of fact...I think so..." Shadow said with a smirk and reached into his backpack.

"Shana, you better stop...he's got..." Rachael paused. "...diemundz..."

Just as Shadow was about to do that whole...Chaos Control thing, the door opened and in stepped the teacher. At lightning speed, everyone returned to normal. Of course, there was a frog kidney on the teacher's desk. She stared at it, then her eyes met Shana's. "Shana...office..."

Some of the students snickered at Shana as she walked past, while others high-fived her. As she passed Shadow, they exchanged death glares then she exited the room and Shadow continued with his studies. Rachael pouted when Shana's bright hair could no longer be seen in the room. Just as she was about to ask to pee, but then follow Shana, she noticed from the corner of her eye that the seat next to her was being taken. Surprisingly, it was that lil bugger - Shadow.

"Uhh, why are you here?" Rachael asked blankly.

"I figured you'd need someone with a brain to help you with this..." Shadow stated in his emotionless, deep voice.

'Well then...Shana isn't going to like this...' thought Rachael as she fiddled around nervously with her red pen.

Shadow proceeded with the operation on the dead, helpless amphibian. Rachael didn't really know what to do, since her and Shana had never really been on...friend terms...with Shadow. Though...there was this other guy...

As Shana made her way to the office, she got remarks from people about her hair and makeup. She flipped them off and stuck out her tongue. Her footsteps could be heard echoing down the hallway. Currently, she was wearing black skinny jeans, a black laced tanktop, and a black zip up hoodie along with black converse. It wasn't one of her more colourful outfits, but it was what she chose. Her teased hair was pulled into a side ponytail. She had to keep it that way for biology. Her blue eyes shifted to the clock above her. It read 2:23PM. 'Tch, school's almost out anyways... why am I even bothering to go?'

Finally she reached the office and stepped inside the glass door. Almost immediatly the entire population inside that little glass box groaned at the sight of her. One of the vice principals strutted towards the redhead.

"Shana, what'd you do n-" The VP was cut off by yelling and it almost sounded as if things were being knocked over.

This sparked her interest, of course, so she made her way over to the door that had all the noise coming from behind it. Just as she was about to twist the golden knob and push open the door, it FLEW open and out came a blue hedgehog who ended up running into her and clung onto her for support from falling.

'Alright then...whatever works I guess...'

Shana had seen this guy walking with Shadow alot of the time but never understood why. They seemed so...different from eachother. Moving on...

"DAMMIT SONIC! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE PROPERTY ALONE!" the principal screamed and slammed the door.

At first, everyone was silent and stared at them, but then the office returned to it's normal buzz. Sonic stared up at Shana, since he was clinging onto her.

"Hi."

"Hello. Uh...Sonic, was it?"

"Yeah. And you're Shana right? You're...Rachael's cousin?"

"It scares me that you know that..."

The blue hedgehog sweatdropped briefly before standing up fully and rubbing the back of his head. "Yeah well...you know..."

"...No, I don't. But whatever. So what are you in for?" She felt like she was in a prison. She motioned her head to the door, a signal for him to follow her so they could walk and talk. He nodded and followed her out the door.

"So then you put it's tongue back into the mouth..."

Rachael still didn't know what the fuck was going on. Shadow kept mentioning...tongues and livers and some other big words I can't even think of. Like that dangly thing at the back of your throat. Rachael sighed deeply and gazed over at Shadow, bored as hell. She felt sort of bad that she wasn't helping, but on the other hand, who the hell cared? The way she saw it - if he didn't want to do it, he would be in his seat. So...lucky for her. Her blue eyes scanned the room until they planted on the clock. 2:35PM, no doubt. Only 3 more minutes till they were free for the long weekend. (P.A Day on Monday, kiddos.)

Shadow had noticed how impatient Rachael seemed to look, but he also checked the time. He couldn't really blame her, it was the last class till the long weekend. Though he couldn't help but feel as if this was a waste of time. Sighing, he packed everything up and looked at her sternly.

"You should be set to go now...bye..."

She didn't even notice he was gone. Figures though. At times, she would...fade out. At last though, the final bell rang. The screeching of chairs moving back was enough to kill someone. All of the bodies rushed out the door at once, causing a slight pileup of people.

"HURRY UP. I NEED TO FIND SHANA. I FORGOT TO BRING THE CHILD LEASH!!"

Finally Rachael was out the door and scurrying down the hallway. She couldn't help but notice Shadow was still following her. Duh, they all took the same bus or walked the same path; just never spoke. Not outside of school, anyways.

She made her way down the stairs and looked around everywhere. Finally, she spotted it - RED!...and blue? 'Weird...did she streak her hair in the office?' Cocking an eyebrow, Rachael walked over to Shana and then noticed another hedgehog beside her. A blue one. "It amazes me that we're all used to this abnormality...jesus christ..."

Sonic sighed out a little mushroom cloud and scratched his quills. "Thanks..."

Shadow had then appeared in front of Sonic, staring him directly in the eyes. "Come on, I don't have the tolerance for certain...individuals..."

The stress he had put on the last word was easily caught by everyone. It made Shana laugh though. Normally things like this would have that effect on her. Then, Sonic piped up again.

"Hey don't we all go the same way anyways?" - and he got a death glare from Shadow. It was obvious he didn't want others to walk with them.

Rachael smiled lightly and nodded. "Yeah we should go together...but you gotta come to our house...cause we got...friggen...noodles...that take too long to cook in the microwave...oh and we have juice."

Shana nodded and grinned. "Dark juice, third one...DIEMUNDZ."

That made Shadow raise his hand as if he was gonna slap her, but Sonic grabbed his arm. "C'mon Shad, lets get you out of here before you pop an ass vessel..."

So, they all walked out of the ugly, dreaded school and down a very silent street. Trees lined each side and there was a slight breeze. The sun was out, but it wasn't hot. Just really...shiny. Along the way, Shana and Shadow bickered alot, and Rachael, Sonic, and Shana had a burping contest.

"I'm above all of you...I'm too good for this stuff..." Shadow said as he crossed his arms.

"Oh yeah?...I can be emo too." Shana crossed her arms and put on a serious face - or at least as serious as it could get. "My name is Shadow...Shadow the Hedgehog..."

Sonic was trying hard not to laugh, and Shadow was glaring as usual. Rachael just seemed to wait for a punch line of some sort.

"Why...why must my colours be red like my blood...AND BLACK LIKE MY SOOOUUUULLLLLL!!"

Sonic spit out some saliva as he laughed, Rachael was amazed Shana had remembered the line this time, and Shadow was now walking ahead of the group.

Yeah, this was juuuust the beginning...DIEMUNDZ.

FIN. [CHAPTER 1 / INTRO]

Okay, no one is going to understand this like I said... baha. Rachael, gimmie ideas! Everyone, gimmie ideas! I have a lot of spare time since I'm rarely at schoooooooool! Ok time to take off makeup and watch TV or go to bed...yeah...night night!

Shana~