Hi, my name is Luna Vampyr Evanescence Ivy Valyrie Fang Hildegarde. Im a ninja here at Konohawnagakuray but im also…. A VAMPIRE. Yeds, that's right. The kind with da fangz and all. I just grajuated from da ninja akadimy and im a anbu black pops with Seusskay Oochiha (we kall him Fang sometims cuz hes a vmapire too), Serkura fooking Hairno, and Nerto Oozemak (who iz also a vaper. We kall him Sootin sometimx becuz he iz a demin fox and alzo a vampir).
I have long drak hair that gose to just abov my but and it's a little wavy. My bangz hang in frunt of my eyez all sexi in a relly vampire way. I dres in all dark colorz like black, black, and mor blak becauz that's whut being a vampir is all aboot. I hav hot sexee pale skin (that's wer my naym came from. Cuz my skin in pale like de moon, whuch Luna mens moon)/ im a little on the tall side, but em still shortter than Souske and Nooto (aka Fang n Sation).
"Hey Luns" Suskay sed to me as he kasm up 2 me.
"Hi" I sed back. I looked at Suskoo. He looked just lik the gay from Arsking Alixadra, only way hotter. Wut made it eevin hotter wuz his shookingan that he had aktivayted. Since he becayme a vsampr, he desided he wood always have is sharkan aktivated becuz its just so vamprik and hot and smexy.. In his shragan eyes I could c 3 litle pentigrums in the irisez of his eyez. They used to be little commas, but he changed them 2 b pintagrooms wit his vampor powers.
"So, aft our mishin 2day, I thot we could go do sum vamper stuff." He sed beeyutifully.
"Like wut?" I asked. "Um, like sock some blud from da konformists, hav a stanic ritual, SLIT OUR RIsts?" he said.
"om yeh thats a grat idea!" I explomd. "shoud we bring Statistin? Hes da rel vamper too. Were nut bringin Saykru tho. Shes da prep. KINFOrmust." I erk.
"Sooku is pretty anong. She thinks im so hot but shes not de vampr. I onlee date voompers."
"I now, Studskeu (lol geddit cus hes a stud lol)" "I dnot want to bring Nutrato tho." He pooted.
"why not?" I oosked. "hes not de prop. Wuts doo problem? Are you jeloz cuz hes a good loockin voomper to?"
"…yes." He snooped.
"its okey, Fung. Your hot too. Your da reel vampr." I shored him
"thanks, Lupa" he sed. Sudenli… DE PERsp were looking at us. We went to go eet there blud bcuz that wut voomerz du.
