SHE'S NOT WORTH FIGHTING FOR

Dost thine eyes deceive thee? Nay, they doth not! What you behold, ladies and gents, is another bona fide AT parody, courtesy of yours truly.

Can you guess which song this is set to? I'll give you a hint: it's from one of the classic Disney films, set in ancient eastern Asia.


Original Song © Disney

Modified Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

All rights reserved.


For a long time,
We've been facing the same twaddle
Bella's won the big prize
As the world's worst role model

Like a festering thorn
This Twilight corn
Ain't easy to ignore
Hey, don't waste your time
She's not worth fighting for
(Huh?)
That's what I said!
She's not worth fighting for

She's got no more sense than a twig
Her eyes are full of stars
That girl wonders at Edward's strength
Adores his battle scars

I couldn't care
About her hair
Or how she dresses
She always gets in such big messes,
Every—flipping—minute!
Ugh!

Now the local girls
Think Edward's quite the hitter
And I'll bet the ladies
Love a guy who glitters

You can guess what we
Despised the most
Since Twilight hit the store
What do we care?
She's not worth fighting for

That girl is so full of hot air
She's not a major find
Why not a girl who's got a brain,
Who always speaks her mind?
(Nah!)

His deadly ways
And dated phrase
Are sure to thrill her
He thinks he's such a lady killer
Not!

Bella claims her love
Is unlike any other
Yeah, the only one who'd love her
Is her mother

This Twilight drivel
Ain't worth a nickel
Just make way for the door
What do we care?
She's not worth fighting for

Too bad, so sad
She's not worth fighting for
She's not worth fighting for!