This is a random skit I made up for one of my friends and I to do in our cosplays from Hetalia. Spongebob was obviously an influence lol
America: *walks into room looking for something, door is open*
[door slowly starts to close, revealing Russia behind it]
Russia: Hello America ^ - ^
US: AH! Russia, dude don't do that!
RUS: What are you doing?
US: Oh I was just gonna play some video games. They are a lot of fun.
RUS: ...fun?
US: Dude, do you not know what fun is?
RUS: *stares blankly* please explain...
US: Well, fun is when you- well fun is... Here, let me spell it out for you.
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
*puts arm around Russia, then quickly takes it away nervously*
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all down here in ol' Missouri!
RUS: Oh! I think I get it! Let me try!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
And U is for Uranium bombs
N is for no survivors when you-
US: N-no Russia, not here. Lets try it this way.
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me! Now try!
RUS: N is for anywhere and anytime at all?
Random Choir: Down here in ol' Missouri!
RUS: I feel... Warm inside... Should we stop?
US: No bro! Thats how you're s'possed to feel!
RUS: I like it! Lets do some more, da?
US: Okay!
Both: F is for frolic through all the flowers
*They are outside, jumping around in a circle holding hands*
U is for Ukes and Semes!
*they find a RUSxUS yaoi, Russia smirk proudly, America freaks out*
N is for nose poking *US pokes Russia's nose*
Shooting guns *both holds up guns*
And pole licking *US gets tongue to frozen pole, Russia just smiles*
Here with my best buddy!
Not sure what to put next lolol
