This is a random skit I made up for one of my friends and I to do in our cosplays from Hetalia. Spongebob was obviously an influence lol

America: *walks into room looking for something, door is open*

[door slowly starts to close, revealing Russia behind it]

Russia: Hello America ^ - ^

US: AH! Russia, dude don't do that!

RUS: What are you doing?

US: Oh I was just gonna play some video games. They are a lot of fun.

RUS: ...fun?

US: Dude, do you not know what fun is?

RUS: *stares blankly* please explain...

US: Well, fun is when you- well fun is... Here, let me spell it out for you.

F is for friends who do stuff together!

U is for you and me!

*puts arm around Russia, then quickly takes it away nervously*

N is for Anywhere and anytime at all down here in ol' Missouri!

RUS: Oh! I think I get it! Let me try!

F is for fire that burns down the whole town

And U is for Uranium bombs

N is for no survivors when you-

US: N-no Russia, not here. Lets try it this way.

F is for friends who do stuff together!

U is for you and me! Now try!

RUS: N is for anywhere and anytime at all?

Random Choir: Down here in ol' Missouri!

RUS: I feel... Warm inside... Should we stop?

US: No bro! Thats how you're s'possed to feel!

RUS: I like it! Lets do some more, da?

US: Okay!

Both: F is for frolic through all the flowers

*They are outside, jumping around in a circle holding hands*

U is for Ukes and Semes!

*they find a RUSxUS yaoi, Russia smirk proudly, America freaks out*

N is for nose poking *US pokes Russia's nose*

Shooting guns *both holds up guns*

And pole licking *US gets tongue to frozen pole, Russia just smiles*

Here with my best buddy!

Not sure what to put next lolol