"Gods damn it, Kiba!"

Things weren't always like this......why now of all times?

~~Flash back~~

"Awwwwwwwww you let Akamaru sleep on the bed with you? That's so cute!" Hinata squealed when I told her.

I blush. "You really think so?"

She nods her head vigorously.

I smile at her, "So you won't mind?"

"Not at all." She smiles.

Damn, she was always quiet before....

~~cue end~~

I sigh after remembering the good ol' days.

"What now, hunny?" I call back to the bedroom. All I wanted was to finish this show then go to bed.

"Get Akamaru off the fucking bed!!!"

"Why?"

"I'm tired of the god damned dog hair on the bed!"

there's dog hair? "You thought it was cute a month ago!"

"That was a month ago! This is now!"

"What changed?"

"Nothing has to change for someone to be fucking tired of fucking stupid dog hair!"

"there not 'fucking stupid' dog hair!"

"Yes there is!"

"There is not dog hair!"

"Yes there is! How can you say there's not! The bed is fuzzy!"

"I thought that was the blanket."

"They're both fuzzy! Gods damn it Kiba get in here!"

"After this show."

"No, Now!"

"Why?" domestic abuse...

"I wanna show you what you fucked me on last night!"

"Not right now, sweetheart!"

"Don't try to sweet talk your way outta this one!"

"I'm not trying to!"

"Sure you aren't! Now get your ass back here!"

I hear a knock on the door.

"Dude, what are you doing to Hinata?" Naruto asks upon me answering the door.

"I'm not doing anything....well not physically. I think she may be PMSing..."

"Oh, hey," Naruto says pointing at the TV. "Is that Death Note?" (Sorry, I couldn't resist, I'm obsessed)

"Yeah, why?"

"Can I watch with you?"

"Sure."

We sit down to watch Death Note, turning the volume way up to drown out Hinata's yelling.

A/N: once again from a spaz moment, I had claimed Shika so my step sis claims Kiba and we start joking around. 'Kiba get the dog off the bed!' 'No dogs on the couch!' 'Damn it Kiba, wash to god damned dog!' and things like that. Also, I'm gonna add something but if you love Akamaru, don't read.

"What'd you do to him?!" I ask frantically.

"He bit my toe off."

"That don't mean you have to kill him!" He was laying on the floor in a small pool of blood around his head. The evil part of me had to start singing 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' because, seriously, she had a rubber mallet in her hand. (lolq, I'm sorry couldn't resist, once again)

"I said he bit off my god damned, mother fucking toe! Do you not care?!"

"No I don't! Not right after you killed my fuckin' dog!"

"I think I'll be leaving now...." Naruto mumbles and sprints for the door.

Ok, I'm sorry Akamaru! It's just kinda funny, OOCness for Hina to do that!