Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, but I totally wish I did! Stupid Disney has to have everything. Boosh.

Pirates of the 21st Century

I awoke to the sound of loud music being played in my room. " Turn it off, Melody!" I yelled at my sister. It didn't turn off. I didn't mind loud music, just not in the mornings. I rolled over and my jaw dropped. Total chaos in my room! I definitely did not remember anything of last night, because of partying late into the night. My obsession with POTC added to my love for liquor and rum. I find it hard to control myself when being drunk. Who knows what I had done the night before. "Ugghhh." I said out loud to that thought. My sister, being the conservative type she is, usually stays at home on friday nights, and leaves me to do the partying. And party I did. Finals for my last year in university were just coming up and I needed to study. I got out of bed and practically crawled to the stereo. I walked out of my room and was also shocked at the manner of the rest of our small apartment. "Holy shit!" I yelled out loud when I saw my sister lying unconscious on the floor. "What the hell happened here?" I exclaimed. I heard a shuffling sound behind me. I turned around slowly to see a man clad as a pirate. He was going through all my stuff. "Hey you!" I yelled, "What do you think you are doing?" He turned around. I looked at his face. Maybe it was my slight hangover, but I thought I saw Johnny Depp in his Captain Jack Sparrow costume looking right back at me. And then everything went black.

"Wake up, luv," said a familiar voice. I opened my eyes. In front of me was Jack Sparrow, or Captain Jack Sparrow. I stared at him doe-eyed for the longest time. My sister, still unconscious, was on the nearby couch. "He must have put her there" I thought. "Ello?" he said rather impatiently, "Ye gunna explain to me where we are and why?" I remembered he was speaking to me. "Um, a question first. How did you get here?". He looked as if he were thinking. "I just woke up here. I don't remember anything. What does that do?" He pointed to the TV. "That's a television," I said "But aren't you Johnny Depp?" I asked. " I honestly have no idea what you are talking about, luv. I thought I was the one who was insane for a moment, but I think I'm about to change my mind" he said. " Ok, well. Let me think. I was out last night for a very long time. Got home drunk. Went to sleep. And when I woke up, you were in my house. Why did you trash it?" I asked. " I have no idea where I am, luv. In desperate attempts I have tried to see what is going on" he answered. He wasn't panicking at all. I looked him over. He looked just as handsome and beautiful as he did in the movie. "Just like the real thing" I muttered out loud. "What luv?" He said. "Never mind" I answered. This has got to be a dream.

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Well, should I go on? Or is it horrible? This is my first fan fic, and I'm desperate to know if this first attempt is good. Review please!

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