A very long holiday Chapter 1 (the Beginning)
Hi my name is Jake and welcome to my life. I'm just a guy you would expect in a brony. Listening to pony pmv's, playing games, watching My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and loving explosions. But one day, EVERYTHING changed. (Very cliché I know.)
I was on my usual routine, Wake up to my phone blasting music, get changed for work, go to work and come back home to watch more mlp. When I got home I walked into my kitchen to get some Muffins since I loved them, especially banana flavoured. I saw the most awkward thing I thought my life would never see. I saw Pinkie Pie. My mind went Racing, I didn't know what to do. I had a Pink talking pony in my room, in the middle of a hotel. So, I did what I think everyone would do in this situation.
"What. The. Fuck?" I walked out of the kitchen and into the bathroom to wash my face with water. "Why me!? Yay me but why me!" I yelled into the mirror, after what seemed to be like 40 seconds washing my face over and over again. I calmed down, walked back into the kitchen to see if I was dreaming. But of course. I wasn't
"So Pinkie, what are you doing in my house?" I said in the calmest way possible at the moment. But at that moment I was on the brink on screaming.
"Oh nothing much, I thought I smelled some banana flavoured Muffins, so I came over to check it out!" Pinkie replied happily.
"Okay I got just one question. How are you here? I knew you could break the forth wall and all, but how the seventh!" I pretty much yelled at Pinkie.
"Wait a minute, you know my name?! So you HAVE seen the t.v show!" Pinkie cheered as she found that out.
"Wait a minute. You KNEW that you were in a t.v show?" I asked confused as to what has happened to so far.
"Well Duh, if I didn't how would I be here now?" Pinkie asked sure that I had an answer. Only that I didn't.
"Okay Pinkie but why are you here really?" I replied trying to change the subject.
"To get you silly! I know that you could help us with what's to come!"
"HANG ON A MINUTE, WHAT!" after I yelled that there was a slam on my door. When the door opened Pinkie was gone and I looked like an idiot.
"What are you doing? You look like you were talking to a ghost." Dan asked.
Dan was my friend in the Office, see we worked at Tray arch Studio's as game testers. He as well was a brony.
"Oh hi Dan, I wasn't talking to a ghost. This may sound crazy but I was talking to Pinkie Pie" I replied as honest as possible.
"You're going at it again you know that right?" Dan said almost sounding as if he was caring for me.
"I swear I'm not crazy! Here, Pinkie its okay to come out now, Dan is a friend who knows you as much as me, and yes he has watched the t.v show."
As I called out Pinkie's head jutted out of the couch.
"Wait dude what the fuck! You should have told me that Pinkie was in your apartment!" Dan exclaimed.
"I was trying to! Pinkie you can say hi now."
As I did Pinkie Pie jumped out of the couch. I still have no idea how she does that, but I didn't care.
"Hi Dan! Do you know why I'm here?" Pinkie said curiously.
"To be honest, I have no idea HOW you're here but I don't give to shit's, and no I don't know why you're here Pinkie" Dan replied, and from the look on his eye's he was still freaked out.
"Well I was here to get Jake here but now that I think about it. Wana come?" Pinkie asked very cautiously while trying to grab one of my Muffins.
"Um sure, to where?" Dan asked.
"She wants to take us to Equestria to help with something coming up that we are needed in." I replied filling him in on the info I was told.
"Oh fuck yeah, I'd love to go! Just give me like two days." Dan jumped in excitement as he replied.
"Give me like 40 minutes, then you can hang out for a bit Pinkie."
"Sure I'll hang around. But only if you make some more muffins!" Pinkie exclaimed.
Two really funny and long days later
"You ready Jake!" Dan was wearing a blue T-Shirt, grey jeans and a Very big black backpack.
"Dan you know that you don't need all that stuff. We should be coming back here every now and then." I said knowing that we would be coming back every now and then to visit our family's.
"Yeah I know but still, I want to have some clothes over there when I'm not at Equestria."
Dan replied while going through his belongings as though looking for something.
"Ah ha, here it is!" Dan exclaimed as he pulled out his M1911 colt Pistol.
"AH Dude what the fuck is with the gun!" I yelled while jumping away from him waving my hands.
"What, this? Don't worry I'm only going use it to fight to queen of changelings, if that hasn't happened yet?" Dan whispered when he remembered that Pinkie was in the kitchen making some of her beautiful cupcakes.
"Pinkie! I got a question, how long ago did Nightmare Moon get changed back into Luna?" I asked still unsure how much of their future we know but they don't.
"Around a month. Why, you scared of Nightmare Moon?" Pinkie asked with a smirk on her face.
"Thanks Pinkie, just needed to know." I replied.
I still can't believe she's really here, in MY house. And in MY world. And soon I'll be in her world.
"I'm ready" I said after around 3 minutes of checking my things multiple times to see if I got everything I thought I needed.
"Okay let's see here, Pistol. Blueprints for weapons. Clothes. Laptop. Phone. How to make anything work forever using magic book for dummies. And photo book of my life with my family. Okay I'm ready to go!" Dan said after ticking the things he had off his check list.
"Alright Dan, Jake, grab my hoof TIGHT" Pinkie said calmly.
Dan and I grabbed onto her hoof as hard as possible.
"Okay, you're going to feel sick at first but just try to hold it in." Pinkie said rather assertively.
"Ready? This is your last chance." Pinkie asked as we started to glow.
"TO EQUESTRIA!" Dan and I screamed as we vanished out of sight.
