Ok so this was originally a Bill and Tom Kaulitzcest story but it was such a hit at Tokio Hotel Fiction I thought I would make it SasuNaru! Its a little 4 part story so its a little fast paced!
I kept Lennie from the original because I cant find another person to play him!
WARNING: Extreme OoC-ness!
Disclamier - I own nothing but Lennie.
Hope you enjoy it!
Naruto,
Naruto Uzumaki was a fluffy emo boy in love with rainbows and rap music. He hated his job and had a best friend. His best friend was Gaara Sand. Gaara was a crazy emo boy that loves ranch dressing and has an obsession with gum. They live in a small town where nobody else lives, except the druggies, but who cares about them.
Naruto was currently working at the local pizza parlor, "'Perry's Pizza Parlor'. Which he hated. But talking to Gaara while slopping together 5 pepperoni and olive pizzas made it a little better. He got an order for 5 pizzas at some run down dump across town.
"I HATE MY JOB!" Naruto shouted into his phone; throwing some cheese on the final pizza.
"I know, but it will all be over soon." Gaara's voice was murmured sounding.
"Me too?" an emo dude name Lennie said folding boxes for Naruto.
"Hey you two slackers get back to work!" the grizzly manager said. Naruto and Lennie frowned before flipping him off behind his back. Suddenly he turned around. "And GET OFF THE PHONE!" he shouted at Naruto. the blondie grumbled sticking his tongue out.
"I have to go," Naruto grumbled.
"Alright call me back later." Gaara said. Naruto agreed and hung up his pink Black Jack II and shoved it deep into his uniform pocket.
"What is stuck up his crawl space?" Lennie said stacking the boxes on Naruto's awaiting arms.
"His wife." He teased. Lennie laughed a cute little emo laugh. Naruto was a sucker for emo's. 'Run down shack, here I come."
Lennie wiped a fake tear away and waved Naruto to his car. Once Naruto was inside he started the car and headed in the direction of the greatest place on earth.
Naruto arrived at the '"run down' shack, which actually turned out be like a 4 star hotel, The Ritz. If they didn't want people to think it's a run down shack, they should've thought of a better name. Naruto sighed as he grabbed the five pizzas and went inside. The lady at the front desk looked like a grizzlier version of Mr. Nester, the manager at "Perry's Pizza Parlor".
"Hi, I have a delivery for Mr. Uchiha." Naruto said slamming the five boxes of pizzas down.
The women stuck up a hand as she opened her mouth. "Ahh..." She stopped and looked at the pizzas, "Yes, Mr. Uchiha is on floor 4 in room 83."
Naruto nodded before flinging the pizzas off the "used to be clean" counter and trudged towards the elevator, grumbling how much he hated his job. Level four came across the lights banner as the door opened. Naruto peaked out and didn't see anybody so he shuffled down the hall way taking his sweet time. When he made it to the room his mind shouted finally! Ugg...now I have to knock on the freakin door. Great!
KNOCK! KNOCK!
A noise busted though the room like someone falling and crashing into things. Naruto looked around the hallways then slowly inched away from the door. Suddenly, the one and only Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto's favorite Rapper, threw opened the door. Naruto lost all feeling in his body and the five pizzas made from hard work - and Lennie - fell to the floor, splattering cheese and little black circles all over the floor.
Why hadn't he recognized the name!
"I get the reaction a lot." the rapper jokes. Naruto's mouth was attracting flies till he closed it.
"I'm so sorry Lennie!" Naruto said aloud falling to the floor, overly dramatic. Sasuke gave the strange pizza boy a confused look. "I dropped your pizzas."
"What?" he asked. Naruto looked up though his blonde bangs.
"Sorry, Lennie...emo and long story..."
"Oh," Sasuke said. Naruto finally just left the pizzas for room service to clean up then finally realized who was standing in front of him.
"Ok, fan boy mode now. Can I have your autograph?" He asked giddily. He reached into his uniform pocket and pulled out an orange crayon and ripped the top of the pizza box off before handing them to Sasuke. The ink haired rapper laughed and grabbed the crayon and lid.
"Sure, but why don't you come in to get cleaned up." he said opening the door.
"Was that a dirty offer?"
"Huh?"
"Huh, what...no...Sure..." Naruto babbled. Sasuke smiled a goofy grin and stood out of the way. "Thanks."
He nodded and signed the cardboard. "Oh and can you sign one for my friend...Lennie."
Suddenly Naruto's phone rang. He didn't really want to answers it because it only works on speaker. He hesitantly reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone. "Ok, my phone only works on speaker and its Lennie...he can be pervy sometimes and he rambles...he's a little odd." Sasuke nodded. He turned around and tuned on his phone shouting a low whisper. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"I WANT TO GO HOME!" he shouts back making his voice echo in the small hotel room.
"Ok you don't have to yell!" Naruto turns and smiled apologetically to Sasuke.
"I need to go home and watch some emo porn and I can't do that till all the pizzas are delivered." He paused. "Are you sleeping with a guy...again?" Naruto shakes his phone hoping the emo idiot on the other end could feel Naruto trying to kill him. "What did I tell you about that...but with you always talking to Gaara nonstop all the time you never listen to me..." suddenly his voice was cut off.
"Gotta go bye, Sorry, love you!" Naruto quickly hit the end button before he could ramble on any more. "See what I mean." Naruto says pocketing his phone again.
"Its alright." Sasuke said handing Naruto a damp clothe. After all the cheese and small olives were picked up, Naruto got his autographs and left. When Sasuke shut the door behind him Naruto squealed loudly jumping around and almost slipping on the melted cheese. "Are you alright?" Sasuke asked from behind. Naruto hadn't even realized he had opened the door.
"Oh...uhhh...yea I'm fine. See you later!" He shouts before running down the hallway. He got in his ugly beat up Honda that he calls his Pizza Crap Wagon. Don't let the outside fool you though, it's decked out with a kick ass sound system. Sweetness! He spun gravel turning into Perry's parking lot. The frantic boy jumped out of the car then running inside almost busting down the door.
"Lennie! Oh my shix I just meet Sasuke Uchiha!' Naruto yelled jumping on a table and doing a little jig. Naruto's emo co-worker frowned and grabbed his messenger bag.
"That's why I am missing the first 15 minuets of my porno?" he flung his bag over his shoulder. "You have got to be kidding me. Did you at least get me an autograph?' He asked sticking his hand out.
"Yes I did." Naruto said sticking his tongue out and handing him the card board.
He looked at it, "Nice...crayola and pizza grease."
"I know," Naruto said in a dreamy sigh.
"You have got it bad." Lennie said patting the love struck boy on the back.
"I know,"
"Is that all you can say?"
"I know,"
"You have a big ass." Lennie said trying to trick Naruto but got a punch to the arm.
"NO I DO NOT!" Naruto shouted walking outside into the parking lot with Lennie behind him.
Thank you loves for reading!
Reviews are appreciated!
