NOTE: This was not written by me alone, it was co-written by my best friend Chelsea(ChelTPring, Libania Photine on this site).
We mention CATS, RENT, Will&Grace,and Rocky Horror. We own nothing but the characters of Sara, Chelsea, Detremia(my personal
cats character) and Tuggerella(Chelsea's personal cats character). We both wish we owned Elliot from Will&Grace. now on with the fic!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: BIC: *Sara picks at the door to jack's apartment and walks in, then calls chelsea* Chel! its Jack's apartment!! c'mon!
ChelTPring: Chels: Yay! JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: do you think he's home?
ChelTPring: Chels: *bounds in and flops on his couch* I dunno!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Frank enters in a robe and showercap*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *followed by Jack*
ChelTPring: Chels: EEP! It' s atransvestire! (enter Angel)
ChelTPring: *transvestite
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I thought you liked them! they like you!
ChelTPring: Angel: He-llo!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: umm...hi
ChelTPring: Chels: ANGEL! *runs to angel, and gives him a big hug.*
ChelTPring: Ange: Hi, I"m Angel.
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara is holding Detremia who hisss and runs away*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: DETREMIA! get back!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to angel): Well hello!
ChelTPring: Ange: Awe, she's a cute cat. Do you want me to find her for you?
ChelTPring: Angel: Hi. Who are you?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual transylvania!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: no, thats alright
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs after Remia*
ChelTPring: Ange: I'm a HIV+ Drag Queen...
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Karen walks in* Anybody hom.........whats going on here? Theres a party and you didnt invite me?! alright just hand me a martini and thatll make up for lost time
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: Jack? where are you?
ChelTPring: *A very thin (think: anorexic) Misto walks in*
ChelTPring: JAck: *hiding behind frank, and pincing his azz*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: I see you! get out here!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot walks into the apartment*
ChelTPring: Jackie: *comes out) Hi Karen.
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: Whats going on here?
ChelTPring: Misto: *hops onto the couch next to chelsea*
Chelsea: Hey Misto! *rubs misto's head*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs back in holding Detremia*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: What did I mi......*sees everyone and faints onto couch*
ChelTPring: Jack: Elliot's friends came over, and then these two.. the drag queen I know.. the one in leather panties I don't.
ChelTPring: Chels: SARA!
ChelTPring: *picks sara up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: *slowly recovers* Hi elli.....ELLIOTT! oh hi!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara, being Elliots girlfriend, kisses him*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to Jack): I thought I introduced myself while we were in the shower!
ChelTPring: Jack: What? Oh.. at the Y, right?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: You were in the shower with a drag queen?! Ha ha ha ha ha....*suddenly noticxes everyone is looking at her and stops*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: You really do need to improve y our memory skills Jack, we were just in the shower together a minute ago! * licks lips*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliott(to Sara): oh...you brought HER*gestures to Chelsea*...why did you bring her?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: wheres my martini?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Everyone: SHUT UP!
ChelTPring: *Tuggerella enters, and jumps up on chelsea's lap*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: Tuggy!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChelTPring: Tuggs: Detremia! And Misto!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: OMG! MISTO! You look like roadkill!!!!!!!
ChelTPring: Misto: Huh, what ever do you mean, Detremia?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: you look like roadkill! thin as a stick!
ChelTPring: Misto: What are you talking about? Detremia, I"m fine. *nervous smile*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: Chel, whats up with misto? he looks like roadkill!
ChelTPring: Chelsea: HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ROADKILL!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: does too!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliott: Stop arguing!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: Sorry sweetie
ChelTPring: Chels: Elliot, does Mistoffelees look like roadkill?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: I dont know
ChelTPring: Chels:*giggles*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to Chelsea): Well hello!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: you remind me of a young groupie I once met
ChelTPring: Chelsea: *kicks him* I ain't your whore!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: I never said you were....*evil grin* yet
ChelTPring: Chels:*kcisk his d*ck*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Frank dodges it*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara(to Elliot): oh Elliot, i'm scared!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: Its alright Sara, everything will be alright
ChelTPring: Misto: *gets up, and hisses*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: *hides behind Tuggs*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: *hears elliot and sara* you two remind me remotely of a couple that once visited my castle..err...hous
OxXxEternityxXxO: *house
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot looks confused*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I DONT WANNA BE TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHED BY YOU!
ChelTPring: Chels: EW! GET AWAY FROM THEM, YOU ALIEN BASTARD!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: *starts crying* I'm going home!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *everyone starts singing chorus to i'm going home*
ChelTPring: *meanly* GOODBY-EEEEE!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Columbia enters and fires a transit beam at Frank*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: Good god!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: You killed him!
ChelTPring: YAY!
ChelTPring: Columbia: My work here is done. *dramatically bows, relevaing her breats, and leaves*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot start singing superheroes*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Remia has gotten stuck in a chair in the middle of the floor*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *They all suddenly stop*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: what the hell was that?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: I have no clue
ChelTPring: Chels: *points at detremia* Your cat.
OxXxEternityxXxO: *sees Remia* AH!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *gets her untangled*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot sees Misto asleep on the couch and notices how thin he is*
ChelTPring: Chels: *sees elliot looking nervous* What's wrong, elliot?
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot looks at Sara, she nods, and he grabs a pickle and walks toward Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Misto awakes*
ChelTPring: Misto: *glances nervously @ elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliott tries to force feed misto the pickle and he starts running away*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Detremia is laughing diabolically because she hates Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot unleashes his evil side and he starts laughing and having fun chasing Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara, because she always goes along with other people but has no real reasoning, starts laughing too*
ChelTPring: MiChelsea: *tackles elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Misto runs out the door and Elliot throws a pickle at him*
ChelTPring: *Chelsea
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot do a secret handshake and then he kisses Sara*
ChelTPring: Misto: *Mews pitifully*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot suddenly back up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: What was that?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ok, i;ve had enough with the character pairups.....if they make us Columbia and Eddie then I will scream!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot hasnt seen RHPS*
ChelTPring: Chels: *picks up misto* Jesus Christ Superstar! You ARE too thin, Misto!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot goes over to the freezer, which is a walk in one, to get some ice for Misto who is obviously hurt*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *The door slams on him locking him in*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs up to freezer screaming* NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO! how could this happen!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *she goes back over to the couch and sits down trying to figure out a way to get him out*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Detremia presses a button accidentally and the freezer door opens, and out comes Elliot on a motorcycle*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ELLIOT!
ChelTPring: *chelsea flirts with elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Detremia: umm...where did you find that motorcycle?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: it was in the freezer.......*he walks past Chel and over to Sara*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *He pulls Sara off the couch and they start making out on the floor*
ChelTPring: *pouts*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *they get up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *He puts Sara on the motorbike, and sees Chel holding an icepick*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAA!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *suddenly everything stops*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ok, what the hell is going on here with the characters!!!!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: ?????
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: What character......did we just make out on the FLOOR?!
ChelTPring: *drops the ice pick, and drags elliot to the bedroom, and makes out on the bed*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot dies*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: You killed him!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I thought you liked him! he liked....well, ok he didnt really like you but.....still!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: oh c'mon Chel, lets just go home
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara drags Chel to the door and they leave*
OxXxEternityxXxO: THE END
We mention CATS, RENT, Will&Grace,and Rocky Horror. We own nothing but the characters of Sara, Chelsea, Detremia(my personal
cats character) and Tuggerella(Chelsea's personal cats character). We both wish we owned Elliot from Will&Grace. now on with the fic!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: BIC: *Sara picks at the door to jack's apartment and walks in, then calls chelsea* Chel! its Jack's apartment!! c'mon!
ChelTPring: Chels: Yay! JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: do you think he's home?
ChelTPring: Chels: *bounds in and flops on his couch* I dunno!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Frank enters in a robe and showercap*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *followed by Jack*
ChelTPring: Chels: EEP! It' s atransvestire! (enter Angel)
ChelTPring: *transvestite
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I thought you liked them! they like you!
ChelTPring: Angel: He-llo!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: umm...hi
ChelTPring: Chels: ANGEL! *runs to angel, and gives him a big hug.*
ChelTPring: Ange: Hi, I"m Angel.
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara is holding Detremia who hisss and runs away*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: DETREMIA! get back!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to angel): Well hello!
ChelTPring: Ange: Awe, she's a cute cat. Do you want me to find her for you?
ChelTPring: Angel: Hi. Who are you?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual transylvania!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: no, thats alright
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs after Remia*
ChelTPring: Ange: I'm a HIV+ Drag Queen...
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Karen walks in* Anybody hom.........whats going on here? Theres a party and you didnt invite me?! alright just hand me a martini and thatll make up for lost time
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: Jack? where are you?
ChelTPring: *A very thin (think: anorexic) Misto walks in*
ChelTPring: JAck: *hiding behind frank, and pincing his azz*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: I see you! get out here!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot walks into the apartment*
ChelTPring: Jackie: *comes out) Hi Karen.
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: Whats going on here?
ChelTPring: Misto: *hops onto the couch next to chelsea*
Chelsea: Hey Misto! *rubs misto's head*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs back in holding Detremia*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: What did I mi......*sees everyone and faints onto couch*
ChelTPring: Jack: Elliot's friends came over, and then these two.. the drag queen I know.. the one in leather panties I don't.
ChelTPring: Chels: SARA!
ChelTPring: *picks sara up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: *slowly recovers* Hi elli.....ELLIOTT! oh hi!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara, being Elliots girlfriend, kisses him*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to Jack): I thought I introduced myself while we were in the shower!
ChelTPring: Jack: What? Oh.. at the Y, right?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: You were in the shower with a drag queen?! Ha ha ha ha ha....*suddenly noticxes everyone is looking at her and stops*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: You really do need to improve y our memory skills Jack, we were just in the shower together a minute ago! * licks lips*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliott(to Sara): oh...you brought HER*gestures to Chelsea*...why did you bring her?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Karen: wheres my martini?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Everyone: SHUT UP!
ChelTPring: *Tuggerella enters, and jumps up on chelsea's lap*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: Tuggy!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChelTPring: Tuggs: Detremia! And Misto!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: OMG! MISTO! You look like roadkill!!!!!!!
ChelTPring: Misto: Huh, what ever do you mean, Detremia?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: you look like roadkill! thin as a stick!
ChelTPring: Misto: What are you talking about? Detremia, I"m fine. *nervous smile*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: Chel, whats up with misto? he looks like roadkill!
ChelTPring: Chelsea: HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ROADKILL!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: does too!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliott: Stop arguing!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: Sorry sweetie
ChelTPring: Chels: Elliot, does Mistoffelees look like roadkill?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: I dont know
ChelTPring: Chels:*giggles*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank(to Chelsea): Well hello!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: you remind me of a young groupie I once met
ChelTPring: Chelsea: *kicks him* I ain't your whore!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: I never said you were....*evil grin* yet
ChelTPring: Chels:*kcisk his d*ck*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Frank dodges it*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara(to Elliot): oh Elliot, i'm scared!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: Its alright Sara, everything will be alright
ChelTPring: Misto: *gets up, and hisses*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Remia: *hides behind Tuggs*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: *hears elliot and sara* you two remind me remotely of a couple that once visited my castle..err...hous
OxXxEternityxXxO: *house
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot looks confused*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I DONT WANNA BE TOUCHA TOUCHA TOUCHED BY YOU!
ChelTPring: Chels: EW! GET AWAY FROM THEM, YOU ALIEN BASTARD!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Frank: *starts crying* I'm going home!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *everyone starts singing chorus to i'm going home*
ChelTPring: *meanly* GOODBY-EEEEE!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Columbia enters and fires a transit beam at Frank*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: Good god!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: You killed him!
ChelTPring: YAY!
ChelTPring: Columbia: My work here is done. *dramatically bows, relevaing her breats, and leaves*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot start singing superheroes*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Remia has gotten stuck in a chair in the middle of the floor*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *They all suddenly stop*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: what the hell was that?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: I have no clue
ChelTPring: Chels: *points at detremia* Your cat.
OxXxEternityxXxO: *sees Remia* AH!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *gets her untangled*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot sees Misto asleep on the couch and notices how thin he is*
ChelTPring: Chels: *sees elliot looking nervous* What's wrong, elliot?
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot looks at Sara, she nods, and he grabs a pickle and walks toward Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Misto awakes*
ChelTPring: Misto: *glances nervously @ elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliott tries to force feed misto the pickle and he starts running away*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Detremia is laughing diabolically because she hates Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot unleashes his evil side and he starts laughing and having fun chasing Misto*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara, because she always goes along with other people but has no real reasoning, starts laughing too*
ChelTPring: MiChelsea: *tackles elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Misto runs out the door and Elliot throws a pickle at him*
ChelTPring: *Chelsea
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot do a secret handshake and then he kisses Sara*
ChelTPring: Misto: *Mews pitifully*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara and Elliot suddenly back up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: What was that?!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ok, i;ve had enough with the character pairups.....if they make us Columbia and Eddie then I will scream!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot hasnt seen RHPS*
ChelTPring: Chels: *picks up misto* Jesus Christ Superstar! You ARE too thin, Misto!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot goes over to the freezer, which is a walk in one, to get some ice for Misto who is obviously hurt*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *The door slams on him locking him in*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara runs up to freezer screaming* NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO! how could this happen!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *she goes back over to the couch and sits down trying to figure out a way to get him out*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Detremia presses a button accidentally and the freezer door opens, and out comes Elliot on a motorcycle*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ELLIOT!
ChelTPring: *chelsea flirts with elliot*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Detremia: umm...where did you find that motorcycle?
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: it was in the freezer.......*he walks past Chel and over to Sara*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *He pulls Sara off the couch and they start making out on the floor*
ChelTPring: *pouts*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *they get up*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *He puts Sara on the motorbike, and sees Chel holding an icepick*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: NOOOOOO! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAA!
OxXxEternityxXxO: *suddenly everything stops*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: ok, what the hell is going on here with the characters!!!!!!!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: ?????
OxXxEternityxXxO: Elliot: What character......did we just make out on the FLOOR?!
ChelTPring: *drops the ice pick, and drags elliot to the bedroom, and makes out on the bed*
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Elliot dies*
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: You killed him!!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: I thought you liked him! he liked....well, ok he didnt really like you but.....still!
OxXxEternityxXxO: Sara: oh c'mon Chel, lets just go home
OxXxEternityxXxO: *Sara drags Chel to the door and they leave*
OxXxEternityxXxO: THE END
