I promised myself I wouldn't do any more remakes but I watched the princess bride for the first time in years and I just thought, "Oh my god I have to do this with FF7 characters"

So here ya go 'The Princess Bride' remake yay!!!!

This font is for when Barrat is doing a voice over)

Disclaimer: I own nothing

Enjoy!!!!

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Tifa squinted her eyes as she looked at the tiny numbers on the thermometer, "Yep you have a pretty high fever Marlene" she said looking down at the little girl lying in bed, she looked over at Denzel who was in the other bed beside her, "Now let me see yours" she said, reading his one, "Yep, looks like you both have a dose of the flu, sorry guys looks like you'll have to stay in bed for the next couple of days" both children groaned in annoyance. Tifa put her hands on her hips, "Well that will teach you not to play outside in the rain" she said about to walk out of the room when she suddenly heard giant footsteps coming towards the door. "Daddy!!" squealed Marlene and sure enough it was Barrat, her father.

"Where are the patients?" he asked, Tifa sighed and pointed towards the beds.

He sat down on a small chair in the middle of them both, "Well when I heard my little Marlene was sick... and Denzel too, I decided I should bring ya'll something" he said holding out a small package, Marlene grabbed it and started ripping it open, Denzel was peering from his bed trying to see what it was, Marlenes smile vanished from her face when she saw what it was, "A book?" she said disappointedly, Barrat looked at her, "Hey it isn't just any old book!! When I was a kid and I was sick my dad read it to me and now I'm gonna read it for you" he said taking the book back.

"But fairy tales are always about kissing and gooey stuff" said Denzel making gagging noises making Marlene giggle, Barrat glared at them both, "But this isn't like all the other stories, this ones different, its got... lets see, a dazzling hero, a ninja, a miracle man, swordfights, torture, a beautiful princess, a mean prince, terrifying firewolfs..." he said trying to sell the story, "Well.. Maybe it doesn't sound too bad" Denzel said slowly beginning to like the sound of it, Marlene did too, "Especially the beautiful princess and dazzling hero part" she said.

Barrat opened the first page, "Well this story is called: The Princess Bride", he said, Tifa who was leaning against the doorframe listening suddenly looked up, "Looks like I got customers, I'll bring you all up drinks later and a snack" she said and walked down stairs into the bar.

"Anyway, The Princess Bride, Once upon a time their was a beautiful girl called Aeris, who lived on a small farm in the small country of Niebliheim, she loved riding her favourite chocobo and picking flowers, but best of all tormenting the farm boy Cloud, but she never called him that", he looked up at them both, "Well how's that for the start?" he said, both shrugged, he took it as a "Yes its a wonderful start to the story", he continued.

"Nothing gave Aeris as much pleasure as tormenting Cloud..."

Aeris walked up to the farm boy, Cloud, sitting in the chocobo stables, he had blonde spikey hair as gold as the straw he was sitting on, his bright blue eyes shining as he was fixing a bridle that had been snapped.

She stopped in front of him, he slowly looked up at her with a small smile that seemed every present on his face, Aeris couldn't help but blush, it quickly vanished and she frowned brushing her chocolate brown hair from her face.

"Farm boy... I want you to clean my chocobos saddle... and I want to see my face shining in it" she said placing her hands on her hips, Cloud nodded and simply responded.

"As you wish" he said softly, Aeris nodded and quickly walked into the farmhouse leaving Cloud alone again.

'As you wish' was all he ever said to her...

The next day as Cloud was fixing one of the stable doors, Aeris approached him with two empty buckets, he stood up straight wiping the beads of sweat from his brow.

"Farm boy, fill these up with water" she said, Cloud stood up and nodded, "As you wish" he said again and took the two buckets, he smiled at her for a moment before walking towards the well.

Aeris then discovered that day that when Cloud said "As you wish", he was really saying, "I love you..." But it was then she discovered... she actually loved him back.

Cloud walked into the kitchen and put the two buckets of water Aeris had asked for on the table, Aeris was standing at the sink, she turned around to see him walking out the door, she gasped.

"Oh... oh Farm boy!" she stuttered, Cloud stopped at the door and turned around, Aeris looked up above her, "Fetch me that pitcher... please?" she said looking up at the little jug above her that was easily in her reach, Cloud smiled and walked towards her, his shimmering blue eyes locked on hers, he reached up for the pitcher and handed it to her, his hands touching hers, they were so warm.

"As you wish" he whispered, Aeris stared up at him, she couldn't help put draw in closer to him and he did the same, she wrapped her arms around his neck, dropping the pitcher on the ground and kissed him...

"Wait a sec!!" shouted Denzel, Barrat looked up, "What?" he asked.

Denzel frowned "You said there was going to be big sword fights and a ninja and-"

"Well I've only read three pages!! Now just listen" he said, Denzel folded his arms and scowled, "I think it's good" said Marlene, Barrat shook his head and continued reading the story.

Cloud and Aeris decided to get married, but they had no money, so Cloud said he would set out to find his fortune in Midgar, Aeris was heartbroken, she didn't want him to leave her…

Cloud held Aeris as she closed her eyes and rested her head on his chest, they stood outside the farm, a small bag holding all of Clouds' possessions lay beside them.

"What if I never see you again?" she whispered, "You will..." he whispered back to her, she lifted her head up and looked at him, her eyes filling with tears, "But what if something happens to you? What if you get hurt... or kidnapped" she said frantically, Cloud simply smirked.

"Aeris, this is true love do you think this happens every day?" he asked, Aeris gave a weak smile back and kissed him, he did too and finally picked up his bag and walked out the farm gate… out to find his fortune as Aeris wiped tears from her eyes watching him leave…

But Cloud never got to Midgar, he was killed by SOLDIER a fearsome and merciless army, when Aeris received the horrible news, she was heartbroken, she swore that she would never love again...

"Murder is good!" Denzel piped up

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Yesh incredibly short but it's just a prologue please tell me what you think!!!