And so the Gods did Hector up the butt because he was a fine man. Zeus always topped because he was the Almighty Seme. Apollo didn't always give, though. It really depended on who he was with, but he really did love Hector's penis. Achilles liked to invite Hector to join him and Patroclus, but Hector got jealous of Patroclus getting all the attention so he did what all jealous lovers did: stab a spear through his gut. This made Achilles tumors so he stabbed and killed Hector, which made Apollo very sad. So Apollo bunked up with the scandalous Paris so he could kill the douche Achilles. Apollo would've lived happily with Paris had Paris not been mortal. Paris got old and wrinkly so Apollo was like, "Screw this!" and decided to settle for Big Bad Seme Ares, who he didn't mind sharing with Aphrodite because he knew she was only with Ares to hide the fact that she was a raging lesbian with Helen.