Blaineley's Hunt
Chapter 1: Judgment from Last Season
The scene hopes with a celebrity judge known as Judge Roy Spleen who was behind pending a case against a certain Blaineley for meddling into the previous seasons of two and three of the Camp Drama series. Poor old Blaineley knew she was going to be charged, but she didn't know what the punishment was. Lord Voldemort was indeed on the prosecutor/persecutor side.
"This is completely unfair!" roared Blaineley.
"Silence!" roared Judge Spleen as he then used his hammer.
"Whoa!" said FredFred Burger who was in the jury, "Is this a reality show?"
"Yes, now be quiet in the jury!" continued Judge Spleen, "Prosecutor, you may bring in your evidence to me."
"Yes your Honor" said Lord Voldemort as he then got up, "Members of the jury, for two seasons, Blaineley has disrupted us from doing our job, from hiring Zak Monday in season two, to hiring Draco, Marceline and others to do her bidding in season three, she has indeed caused and wrecked havoc preventing us from having a fun time, I know it would take more time to bring in Chris McLean's 40 sum contestants from last season to testify, but why not roll their private videos instead?"
"I am going to allow this" continued Judge Spleen.
"Oh boy, movie time!" laughed FredFred Burger.
As the video tapes were being played, FredFred Burger wanted to know who those contestants are, the other member of the jury pool, a certain Hector Con Carne wasn't happy being next to FredFred Burger.
"Excuse me, but who are they up in the video movie we're watching?" asked FredFred Burger.
"You stupid idiot, they're video confessions of how cruel Blaineley is supposed to be" continued Hector.
"Oh, we should get some popcorn for us to watch the movies, er, judge!" cried FredFred Burger who raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked Judge Spleen.
"Can I have some popcorn and maybe some nachos to go with the movie?" asked FredFred Burger.
"No, you may not!" roared Judge Spleen.
"Please, I'd wish for some popcorn and nachos please" continued FredFred Burger.
"No, you may not" continued Judge Spleen.
"Please!" continued FredFred Burger.
"Fine!" cried Judge Spleen as he snapped his fingers and the bailiff handed him the popcorn and nachos.
"Thank you" said FredFred Burger.
"This whole entire thing is pointless!" cried Blaineley who couldn't believe how FredFred Burger had gotten on the jury pool.
"Silence!" continued Judge Spleen, "One more outburst like that and I will put you in contempt!"
As the videos stopped playing, Lord Voldemort finally made his closing argument.
"Your honor, as you can see from the pain Blaineley has inflicted upon Chris' 40 sum contestants of seasons two and three, she has clearly violated the law, and must be punished, the prosecution rests its case" said Lord Voldemort.
"Jury, you may delivery a verdict once you're finished your deliberation" continued Judge Spleen.
As members of the jury pool got up and headed to a private room, it only took a few minutes or so before they came back.
"We members of the jury find Blaineley guilty of interfering with Chris McLean's reality show" said Hector as he stood up.
"But, I think it's unfair!" said FredFred Burger to which members of the jury shook their heads.
"Why didn't you raise this when we were in deliberation?" asked Hector to FredFred Burger.
"I was finishing my nachos and popcorn" replied FredFred Burger.
"Well, I guess you'll just have to go back in deliberation again because of that guy" said Judge Spleen referring to FredFred Burger.
"But if this is a reality show, why not let Blaineley have some fun?" asked FredFred Burger.
"You're suppose to have said that during deliberation" said Hector who couldn't believe how stupid FredFred Burger was.
"Hmm, Blaineley having her own semi-reality show?" asked Judge Spleen to himself who thought about this for a moment, "FredFred Burger, I accept your decision, Blaineley will have to make up for her antics in interfering with Chris McLean's reality shows, only if she can obtain 40 sum contestants of her own, she can have the right to choose anyone of them she wishes to be on Season Four, otherwise she'll face whatever punishment Lord Voldemort gets to choose, case dismiss!"
"Wait, how long do I have to get these 40 sum contestants?" asked Blaineley.
"Hmm, let's see, about 60 days" replied Judge Spleen, "starting now!"
Blaineley was rushing herself out of the courthouse once Judge Spleen had given her permission to leave. As she was still trying to find where Zak Monday and the others she had hired before were, she immediately bumped into Zak Monday who sadly was a delivery boy for a law firm.
"Fancy running into you here" said Blaineley to Zak Monday.
"Yeah, no thanks to you, there's no way I'm going back to be on your side once your puppet Vlad Masters didn't do a real thing to help me or my family in season two" said Zak Monday.
"Zak, Zak, this time it's different" said Blaineley, "because I am going to give you a fair legal shot at this by being a contestant for season four."
"Great, another season my better half gets to have all the fun!" whined Zak Monday.
"Is this the kind of attitude I'd have heard from you about a few years ago when you agreed to join me?" asked Blaineley to which Zak Monday stopped.
"You know you're right" said Zak Monday as he then took out his cell phone and phoned his boss, "hey pal, I quit this job!"
"Okay, one down and 39 to go!" cried Blaineley, "Where the heck am I going to find the other 39?"
"39 what?" asked Zak Monday as the two headed out of the courthouse.
"Contestants, it's punishment for me to find 39 more contestants for season four, or Lord Voldemort's going to deliver a harsh punishment to me" continued Blaineley.
"We can't let that happy to you, where's that vampire girl you hired for season three?" asked Zak Monday, "I got a feeling of where she might hang out."
As the two headed onto the street, Zak Monday opened up a manhole leading to the sewers.
"I'm not going in there!" roared Blaineley.
"Fine then, I guess that vampire girl is not going to be a contestant" laughed Zak Monday.
"Fine, fine" said Blaineley, "oh, I am going to hate myself for this!"
As she and Zak Monday headed into the sewers, it was quite dark and smelly for the two to which the two began to hear music that wasn't far away.
"Did you hear that?" asked Blaineley.
"I'm not deaf" replied Zak Monday who continued.
As the two headed deeper into the sewers to find the source, they came across Marceline who was using her guitar to practice for an upcoming gig when nightfall would come.
"Two uninvited guests" said Marceline as she stopped with her music, "great, it's you, what do I owe you to this so-called honor?"
"Listen Marceline, we need to talk" said Blaineley.
"If it's getting me in season four, forget" said Marceline.
"But I need you, you need me, Marceline, why would you want to have a life of doing gigs like your band at night?" asked Blaineley, "Just think about it for a moment or two, why not have another shot at being famous again?"
Marceline thought for a moment or two about this.
"Alright, I got nothing better to do, the crowd would probably just jeer at me anyway tonight" added Marceline as she joined the two.
"Okay, two down and 38 to go, where the heck am I going to find the other 38?" cried Blaineley.
"Our friend Jack Spicer is known to be a tech salesperson at a local electronics store" replied Marceline.
"What the heck is he doing there?" asked Blaineley.
"His parents thought it would give him more social connections to the outside world instead of fighting those Xiaolin monks all the time" continued Marceline.
"Great, show me where the store is now" said Blaineley.
As the trio were on their way to the electronics store in question, Blaineley was on her cellphone hooking up with Zerg who was with his son Buzz Lightyear.
"Who the heck are you calling this time?" asked Marceline.
"Transportation, we're going to need it if we're going to find 40 sum other random people across the country" continued Blaineley.
"Yeah, this is Zerg, what's happening Blaineley?" asked Zerg on the other line.
"That large bus you purchased awhile back, we're going to need it" replied Blaineley, "along with cameras to prove I have 40 sum contestants for season four."
"Good, we're on our way" said Zerg.
About an hour later the trio arrived at the electronics store that Jack Spicer was working at.
"Can I help you?" asked Jack who appeared before the register.
"Jack, it's us from the Camp Drama series?" asked Blaineley.
"Wait a second, you're not going to coax me into a fourth season here" replied Jack.
"No, you don't understand, I'm going to be punished if I don't bring 40 sum contestants to the studios by the time Chris shows up there!" roared Blaineley.
"Okay, okay, just let me handle a few more things" said Jack, "hey boss!"
"Yeah, what is it?" asked Jack's boss who came into the scene.
"I quit!" laughed Jack with a smile on his face.
As the four got out of the store with Jack taking off his uniform and stomping it on the ground, a large bus arrived on the scene with Zerg behind the wheel.
"When did you get a license to drive a bus?" asked Blaineley.
"I got a lot of spare time on my hand, not get in, we got plenty of locations to go, my son Buzz has a camera that'll be recording all of this installed in his suit, I got a backup one for my suit as well" replied Zerg.
"Good, just drive to whatever location has some of the weirdest people that I can get onto season four!" cried Blaineley.
"Alright, I know a place known as Peach Creek that has some crazy kids you might want to meet" said Zerg.
"Whatever, just go, go, go!" cried Blaineley.
"And I wonder why you didn't seem to get your way with the two previous seasons" sighed Zerg as he started the bus's engine and it began to head off.
