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A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: I came up with this idea in my Sience Class when someone asked me if I had been to Chicago, and I started thinking about the musical. This isn't really a retaliation just some fun.
A/N Nerwen Aldarion: This song was fun to write and goes into the Rise and Fall song inspirations but as she said it is just kind of an added scene that popped into our heads after reading chapter 20 have fun!
The Brig Block Tango
KAL
chew
SHAY
thief
TERRI
Traitor
HUNYAK
Uh uh
TWINS
Revenge
JAN
Katarn
KAL
chew
SHAY
thief
TERRI
Traitor
HUNYAK
Uh uh
TWINS
Revenge
JAN
Katarn
ANNOUNCER
And now the six cheery criminals of the New Hope Brig in their rendition of "The Brig Block Tango"
KAL
chew
SHAY
thief
TERRI
Traitor
HUNYAK
Uh uh
TWINS
Revenge
JAN
Katarn
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
TWINS
I betcha you would have done the same!
KAL
chew
SHAY
thief
TERRI
Traitor
HUNYAK
Uh uh
TWINS
Revenge
JAN
Katarn
KAL (Spoken)
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Darren.
Darren liked to bite his nails.
No, not bite. CHEW. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Darren layin'
on the couch, drinkin' Ardees
and Bitin'. No, not Bitin'.
Chewin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You chew your nails one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the blaster off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
SHAY (Spoken)
I have this little problem
A teeny one really
I'm a thief you see, I just can't help myself
I'll steal money, weapons
Anything I can trade in for a few credits
So one day I see this door open
I was thinkin' 'kinda idiot leaves his door open'
And it was just too tempting
So I took all the prototypes
And I cashed them in
And spent it all…
ALL
They had it coming
They had it coming
They only have themselves to blame
If you'd had been there,
If you'd had seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
TERRI (Spoken)
Well I go to this party you see
And I met this great guy
I swear it was love at first sight
But then I introduced him to my friend Karina
My BEST friend
Well she stole him out from under me
And I was heart broken
So I followed that dirty traitor to her room
And in a blinding rage
I stabbed her with my Vibroblade
Eighteen times…
ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
HUNYAK (Spoken in Twi'lek)
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
JAN (Spoken)
Yeah, but di you do it?
HUNYAK
UH UH, not guilty!
TWINS
We found this great author that we just loved
We'd look everyday to see if a new chapter was posted
What we wanted the most
Was for this one couple to get together
And then the most terrible thing happened
He started to break them up
We begged and pleaded for him to get them back together
Seem'd like he would
But then he ruined them again
And we had warned him
That if he ever messed them up
It would be curtains for him
Well that's the price you pay
For not listening…
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
We warned him not to do us wrong
If you had been there
If you had seen it
You'd know it was coming all along
JAN (Spoken)
I had this great partner
We're operatives and are always in tough situations
Things were going great for us
I was even beginning to think…
Anyways my old friend comes along
My first love
And Kyle was just so angry with him
I have loyalty to my friend
And when I heard him say those things
My mind went blank
And now I'm here
On charges of assault…
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
ALL
They had it coming
They had it coming
They only have themselves to blame
If you'd had been there,
If you'd had seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
KAL
chew
SHAY
thief
TERRI
Traitor
HUNYAK
Uh uh
TWINS
Revenge
JAN
Katarn
A/N: Did you like it, we had to add ourselves in for fun. Hopefully you guys got a kick out of imagining Jan on stage as a show girl. Do us a favor and review.
