Hi, this is my first X-Men fan fic so please be kind. Also sorry for the bad spelling, grammar, and accents. I'm only doing Remy's and Rogue's accent, I just cannot do Kurt or Piotr.

For the record I will never own X-men, A Knights Tale, or anything that is somewhat recognizable in any shape or form, sadly.

A Mutant's Tale

All of the X-Men wait around for a new director for a parody.

Scott paces around and starts to complain, "Why do we always get stuck doing these things, its not like we don't know who will get what part."

"Actually, I'm still working the kinks out of casting myself, so sit down and shut up." someone finally shows up caring a bunch of stuff in her arms, including a folded up directors chair. "For those, and by that I mean all, of you who don't know me, I am the Invisible Strange, but for short I will accept: Strange One, IS, and Master. I will be running the show."

Most of the cast started to get unnerved as the saw that some of the stuff in her arms: a leathered bound book, headphones, duck tape, and a zippo lighter.

"First off, Forge, you're in charge of all the technical stuff, including making the horses for our knights' to ride and other stuff like that."

Forge raises his thumbs and goes "Groovy"

"Wait," Ray yells out from somewhere in the group of mutants "Your using robots for the horses, and not us!"

"Unless you want to carry a full grown man with armor around when he goes to bash someone with a stick for half of the play, I suggest that you stop whining."

A few of the boys hide farther to the back.

"Ok now for the cast." IS said hiding the lighter from public view, see she's not that stupid, "Since we are doing A Knights Tales, the main part of William Thatcher will go to Remy!"

Remy does a small victory dance, umm medium, ok he's really going at it, think "Full Monty". Rogue is chuckling. Not at the dance but at the fact that William gets his ass handed to him in this movie.

IS reads on, ignoring the shaking Cajun bootie (which is hard), "So surprisingly the part of Jocelyn will go to Rogue, and Rogue you will not barf on my set so get that finger out of your throat."

Rogue gives Jessie the finger. Then goes off to mutter about stupid dresses and crazy directors.

"Now for the fun parts, the part of Roland will be played by Piotr."

Piotr nods at the fact that he will not have to ride one of Forge's horses, horses scare him for some reason.

"As for the hyper and yet violent part of Wat, good luck John, I don't think you're going to need it"

John momentarily forgets the zippo and cheers at the fact that he gets hits almost every cast member.

"So now the loud mouth part of Geoffrey, I believe that Pietro should get that part, you both like to hear your own voice."

"Oh yeah" Pietro started to gloat, "I've got a big part, I've got a big part, take that Lance I got a bigger part than you!"

"Umm yeah, but Lance has more power in the movie being Colvelle and all."

The Lance smiled at the fact he was going to play royalty, and boss Pietro around.

"Back to the cooler parts, Wanda good luck and no killing, your Kate."

Wanda threw a hex and the director, and started to glare at the three idiots she is stuck dealing with for the remainder of this play.

"Kitty," the Strange One goes on from being thrown into the wall, "I like to reward you for no reason what so ever with the sane part of Christiana, Rogue's lady in waiting."

Kitty cheers because, well because she's Kitty. She cheers for mall sales for heaven sake.

"Scott guess what, you get a bigger part in this play than you would normally get, you get to play Count Adhemar, have fun!"

Scott cheers up at the fact that he gets a big part, but stops just as he finds a glowing card placed in his……………BOOOMMMMM!!!! never mind.

"And lastly Sir Ector will be played by Magneto. The rest of you will most like be thrown in for random parts to be decided by pulling your name from this hat at the time." IS holds up a red white and blue top hat. She puts the hat back in the pile and looks around.

Wanda's trying kill her brother, Pietro who is running around making fun of Evan. Mags is upset that he is playing a dead guy and is yell at Xavier for it. Scott is still trying to extinguish his pants, which makes John stop planing stealing the zippo with a squirrel to make the flames bigger. Piotr is hiding behind a small tree due to embarrassment, why, only he knows. Kitty is also behind that small tree staring at umm-well lets just say staring. Jean is mad because she didn't get a part and goes to sulk. Remy is still doing his victory dance and has lost his shirt somehow. Rogue is mad that she has certain scenes with the swamp rat and is hiding a black shirt. Logan and Storm are, did they even show up??? Neither did Mystique for that matter. Blob is raiding some food that was put out for some reason, and Toad is eating a fly, ok IS is grossed out and runs to get out of there and so should we.

AN: What am I getting myself into. Well wish me luck and REVIEW so I know I'm not just making a bigger fool of myself.